text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

Comments

un: galeas

[fivenareff]

For the sake of argument: what if it is a shit story? Do you just refuse to give a blanket away?

[heavyhitter]

hell no i'm not that heartless
you just get the cat piss blanket

[fivenareff]

Did you let a cat piss on one specifically for this situation, or did you just have the unfortunate luck in one of them? I think I like the former better than the latter.

[heavyhitter]

wow wanna think of me as fully prepared to dole out punishment already, huh
i think i'll let it be a mystery

[fivenareff]

I just like a person who has a plan, that's all.

All right. I'm coming over. If I smell anything off on my blanket, I'll be pretty disappointed.

[AND SO HE GOES, chatting to people as he makes his way towards the cactus in question. He's got a few stories in mind, but he has a feeling pretty much anything will really do.]

[heavyhitter]

don't worry
just don't tell a shitty story and don't tell a pissy blanket

[ Ramir is seated on her blanket throne — which is by now significantly less than 40 — with most of her attention on her magitek bracelet. She looks up with Polnareff heads into sight though. ]

Hey! [ And straight to business: ] Whatcha got for me?

[fivenareff]

[He appreciates that straightforwardness. But let's see . . . a story that isn't depressing or discomfiting, hm.]

I assume you're at least passingly familiar with magic and the like?

[Not that Stands are magic, but that's an easy way to explain them.]

[heavyhitter]

Sure, yeah. [ She waves a hand, like she's bored of the idea (not that she actually is, but image is important). ] It's impossible not to be, here.