text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

Comments

[dbag]

Whoa, hey, no. You're asking for two stories for the price of one, and you aren't even gonna sweeten the pot?

[heavyhitter]

oh my god okay fine, two blankets, be a hero and share one with one of these guys who suck so bad at stories
keep going

[dbag]

[ probably not gonna share it tbh but ]

Ok fine, sooo actually he killed a bunch of people. Like, a LOT. A L-O-T. Like "just for funsies" sometimes. And also he was a total dick. Which you could probably glean from the fact that he killed a lot of people, but just in case you didn't.

[heavyhitter]

ok
it doesn't end there right
that's not second blanket worthy

[dbag]

Omg. I was trying to save you from the gory details, are you saying you WANT the gory details??

[heavyhitter]

oh my god have you MET me? fork them the fuck over