text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

[heavyhitter]

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with

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[heavyhitter]

[ aw yeah score they got a howl! two howls?? somewhere, a camp away, there is a righteous high five. ]

aw right yeah!
we might've been shouting "hey i'm an asshole" "hey me too" but you guys were fucking into it

[dishearten]

you weren't
perhaps our next lesson will be howls with a message, and not just shouting nonsense

( seeing as he speaks animal now, however bizarre that is. he could even do it!!! or maybe not, because it's kinda hilarious. )

[heavyhitter]

ok i'm just gonna say that lesson better be in a soundproof room or it's gonna be REALLY embarrassing

[dishearten]

I'm not sure we have an excess of soundproofed rooms, but out of earshot is likely possible.

[heavyhitter]

yeah great just walk us out into the middle of the forest in the dead of night to howl, that's definitely perfectly fine
people do that all the time

[dishearten]

I suppose this is sarcasm, but for the record I don't find anything particularly strange about it.

( YOU WOULDN'T YOU DUMB WOLF MAN )

[heavyhitter]

well that kinda goes without saying doesn't it