heavyhitter: (i told u about chili dogs bro)
ana ramír | TARANTO ([personal profile] heavyhitter) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-11-10 01:31 pm

text, @TARANTO, day after the saloon fire

hey guys guess what: blankets!!! me and TF to the fucking rescue, we rustled up like 40 of these bad boys
super cozy, some nice patterns. one of them has a robot wolf on it
it was also all entirely legal

they're ALMOST free, all you gotta do is tell me a story then come get one (i'm by those spiky ass fat plants that bleed if you knock them over)

also since i have 40 and there's more than 40 of us, i guess also pick someone to get cozy with
slushfund: but we just stay stuck (pic#9445981)

5/7

[personal profile] slushfund 2016-11-11 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Invited his classmate over for dinner, shot her in the neck, porked her dead body, then ate her over the course of two days.
Got caught trying to dump her remains into a lake, the police arrested him on the spot.
The kicker is, when he went to trial, his rich daddy paid the best lawyer and he got life in a mental institution.
However...........