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[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

Comments

[iomnic]

Is Jin alright?

[You know. Since you aren't him.]

not here

[pummelling]

[you mean the guy who hasn't seen this yet because he's trying to detach his uniform coat from a tumbleweed in the reverend's yard???

yep.]

[fateality]

Last I saw, sure was.

What do you think? I was more concerned about covering my accent.

[iomnic]

Even with the accent covered, your word choices were unusual, and you speak slower.

[fateality]

I like your ear for detail. ...Audio receptors? Sorry, whatever it is you use to hear things.

Granted, I don't really know him, so I wasn't expecting to be that convincing.

[iomnic]

Audio receptors. I have no ears. Which is a shame. I feel as if I might like earrings.

You certainly did enjoy making Asher feel like a fool.

[fateality]

I imagine you would look quite dashing with them.

That's got nothing to do with me.

[iomnic]

You took the face of someone he cares about.

[What the fuck is privacy.]

And told him you would do something, just to spite him. If it was "nothing to do" with you before, it certainly does now.

[fateality]

This is where we'll have to disagree. I got nothing to do with either of them.

[iomnic]

Did not.

[fateality]

Aw, now you're just being prickly. Got to get on my case about grammar?

[iomnic]

My point is that you are involved now.

[fateality]

Hell naw.

[iomnic]

You have put yourself in this position.

[fateality]

Not a damn thing I have to do about it.

[iomnic]

I suppose so. Irresponsibility is your prerogative, of course.

[fateality]

That it is, tin man. That it is.