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[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

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[moneyballer]

NO!

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[iomnic]

I think you still have too much. Go bald.

[fateality]

[very. slowly. holds up a few strands of hair.

snnnnnniiiipppp]

[fateality]

Damn. Good point.

Guess I'll get a razor after this? Or do you think they wax around here.

[iomnic]

You will certainly need wax if you want it to shine.

oh yeah this is video glgjfj

[figureitout]

[ sQUINTS AT ]

O...kay. But dude, why even bother asking for a hair tie if you were going to cut it off in the first place?

[ ??? ]

[fateality]

I'm so glad to have the bald expert here, helping me out.

Definitely have to make it shine. Make sure everyone gets a sun glare off my head.

[fateality]

Because there weren't scissors before and now there are, my dude.

[iomnic]

Yes, of course. But I do have a question for you.

[fateality]

And I might have an answer for you. Let's see where this goes.

[moneyballer]

[Said in the most horrified, distraught voice he can muster:]

Why are you doing this?

[You'd think Jin was skinning a small animal alive on the network.]

video ( m.upshur ).

[upshur]

This is wild.

[ the highlight of this mission: jin(??) cutting his hair. ]

I'm recording this shit, keep going.

[fateality]

Asher. If I'm going to be completely honest?

It's because nothing drives me harder than your agony.

[SNIP. SNIP.]

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[steler]

[have one really Disappointed seventeen year old. Kaz Brekker, being from fake 1800s holland, has never encountered shit posting before. and weirdly all the network entries since he got here have actually been useful (dang good for you, futuro! gold star!) so now he's...clearly unhappy he opened this video]

Why are you sharing this with everyone?

[iomnic]

Is Jin alright?

[You know. Since you aren't him.]

1/?

[moneyballer]

[fateality]

All right, but I charge for sexy poses. Just so we're clear.

[snips off the bangs at an awkward angle]

[fateality]

Because I'm desperate for attention and without it I'm a self-conscience heap of sorrow.

[a bit off the top]

[figureitout]

[ oh my god???

okay you know, whatever, he'll just roll with this and push aside the whole this does not sound or look like kung "wouldn't know smile if it hit him in the face" jin thing ]

That's — that's a reason. Definitely a reason. You follow your heart, man! Have you already decided on the haircut? That pineapple thing? No, wait, like... the thing where you shave your head and leave longer hair in the front and braid that, dude, that's totally in right now.

[ no it's not ]

2/?

[moneyballer]

[ok it is distressingly uncomfortable to hear jin use his own name and "hard" in sentences that have been weaved so closely 2gether]

not here

[pummelling]

[you mean the guy who hasn't seen this yet because he's trying to detach his uniform coat from a tumbleweed in the reverend's yard???

yep.]

[fateality]

Last I saw, sure was.

What do you think? I was more concerned about covering my accent.

3/3

[moneyballer]

Okay, what?

Honestly, what?

What the hell is going on?!

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[respired]

Hmmn.

[ Jin seemed pretty keen on his hair just a few days ago. ]

Interesting choice.

[fateality]

I was thinking of going with a top knot, but that's brilliant. The most fashionable of choices.