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[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

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[fateality]

All right, but I charge for sexy poses. Just so we're clear.

[snips off the bangs at an awkward angle]

[upshur]

I mean, there has to be someone who'd pay for this shit.

[ miles. ]

[fateality]

Make me an offer.

[upshur]

Leading role in the post-mission montage I'll be putting together.

[ thanks for the footage, buddy ]

[fateality]

[you're welcome pal]

Sounds spicy. What'd you have in mind? I'm thinking... bunny outfits. With stockings.

[upshur]

[ ew. nobody say he's not good at going w/ the flow........ ]

Why not keep with mission theme -- think there are any saloon outfits left?

[fateality]

Maybe. With enough work, hope, and imagination, I'm sure we can put something together.

[upshur]

All right.

[ down to business then. ]

How are you doing this? I hardly know the guy, but I know he's defensive over his hair.

[fateality]

My trick; the details are a secret.

Just know that I can look like anyone, sound like anyone. Real convenient for a guy like me.

[upshur]

[ lmao that icon makes jin look like a tryhard villain g OD ]

What kind of guy is that?

not here

[pummelling]

[he's a tryhard DO-GOODER excuse you]

[upshur]

[ not with that pose, bro!!! ]

[pummelling]

[you're just jelly bc he's still alive and ur not]

[upshur]

[ LOW BLOW ]

[fateality]

[Twisted Fate turns off the effects of the glass, and appears normally.]

The kind of guy who likes to cover his tracks, or go somewhere most people don't want him to go.

[upshur]

[ that's an impressed whistle from him, ok. ]

Shit, I need to get me one of - whatever it you've got. It'd make my life easier.

[fateality]

I can only imagine. As it stands, though, it's mine.

Still, if y'needed somethin', you got my attention.

[upshur]

Honestly, I came here for the kicks. Shit gets too serious, and people put on blinders.

[ he's all about helping people, but too much stress does a team BAD. ]

-- I needed the laugh.

[fateality]

It was only a matter of time before the Fun Police came, I suppose. [boyfriends included]

Happy to be of service, sir. I'm a man who likes his entertainment; a pleasure when it can be shared.

[upshur]

Everyone's a critic.

[ honestly the highlight is asher being a #tuffguy ]

Eh, I'll take it when I can get it, especially if it's at the expense of others.

[fateality]

I've had worse.

Damn right. Nothin' quite like a baby-faced man gettin' flustered.

[upshur]

[ which totally reminds him: ] Shit.

I should have got you to say that the Karate Kid's the greatest movie ever.

[fateality]

It's not too late, stranger. The dream can happen.