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[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

Comments

[dbag]

I think he has an, um. Thing. About hair. Or maybe for hair. Not totally sure. But he'd probably only cry, like, a little, it's not that bad.

[ there is nothing wrong with weeping LIKE A SENSITIVE MAN ]

[moneyballer]

[thanks homie he appreciates this]

[fateality]

I mean, I get that. But the reaction seemed a bit... excessive.

[dbag]

I mean. I thought it was funny.

[ AGGRESSIVELY SUCKS UP ]

[fateality]

It's what I was shooting for. Not all jokes are for everyone, I suppose.

[FEELS GOOD]

[dbag]

Ha, ha, right, like. Maybe they should have taken the money they spent on dumb cowboy clothes [ he says while wearing dumb cowboy clothes ] and used it to buy a sense of humor instead. Ba dum tsss.

[fateality]

[While sounding as Seriously Angry As Possible:]

You got a problem with the cowboy clothes?

[dbag]

N...nnnoooo, haha, obviously not, I just mean. There's a difference. Between dumb cowboy clothes and. Uh. Not... dumb cowboy clothes. It's— it's a very complicated distinction.

[fateality]

I'm kidding. Just messing with you.

Trust me, they overcharged the clothing for the quality anyhow.

not here.

[upshur]

[ rhys put your big boy pants back on ]