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[fateality]

[Despite what the username displays, the video very clearly seems to show Jin with his hair down. Who is grinning, as if smug.]

Good news, everyone. No one needs to worry about the hair tie problem anymore.

[He holds up a pair of scissors.]

I was thinking I could lighten the load anyway.

[After grabbing a handful of hair on the right side, he cuts off a giant chunk in one dramatic snip.]

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[pummelling]

Now I can breathe easy without someone running around with my face.

... And my hair.

[headlining]

Just how does he do it? It can't be a mask. He's not some kind of magical trickster sort, is he?

[pummelling]

Magicians never give out trade secrets. Even I know that one.

[headlining]

[He clicks his tongue with a wide smirk.] Aw, but it's so fun to see just how they do it! The magic is in the method, after all.

It would've been better if he went for something classic, though. Maybe pulled a rabbit out a hat, that sort of thing.

[fateality]

Get me a rabbit, and I'll give you a show.

[headlining]

That so?

[He lets out a laugh.]

Don't know if they have rabbits on this planet...but a magician has to work with whatever he's got, right?

[fateality]

Too true. If you can get me somethin' else, I can make it happen.

[headlining]

I'll take up that offer, then. I'll see what I can find.

I hope you do card tricks, too.

[fateality]

Oh, you have no idea, friend.

[pummelling]

Wait 'till you see the juggling.

[At least Jin's spirits have lifted, huh.]