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Elias Ainsworth ([personal profile] thornydisposition) wrote in [community profile] futurology2016-12-18 08:53 pm

audio; un: eliasainsworth

Good evening.

[Though the subject matter behind his reasoning for addressing the networks was far different now than the first time he had the previous month, his even, dispassionate tone of voice is exactly the same.]

I've come to realize that the time in which we will be returning back to Oska is very close to—if not exactly on—the winter solstice. [He's used to a duo of sing-songy fae stopping by his house and giving him forewarning. He actually had to use a calendar this time.] Though I doubt all worlds follow the same laws and traditions, it is a day of great importance in my own. There are several rituals I am... curious if anyone would wish to help me carry out, to give us auspicious passage through the winter months.

As I don't think the old gods of winter have any particular sway over these distant realms, I am fairly confident nothing will be dangerous.

Please let me know if you might be interested, or if you might have any questions.
heavyhitter: (better practice your scream)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2017-01-17 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
oh yeah it was stupid time stuff for sure
people running around young and not having met you yet, people all old and barely remembering you
total load of bullshit, be glad you missed it
heavyhitter: i'd never leave one of those just lying around like that...as far as you know (what i didn't leave that there)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2017-01-19 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
nope it was bugs
like literally just bugs
first they made time all fucked up around them, then they hatched into bigger bugs and if they bit you your personal timeline got all fucked
i guess they just swarm sometimes
heavyhitter: (i told u about chili dogs bro)

[personal profile] heavyhitter 2017-01-29 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
hahaha i'm pretty sure they weren't doing it on purpose, they were just dumb bugs
suuuuper easy to trick and shit