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[ Really, she had hoped to get her thoughts out about this sooner, but there are things she wants to Address and get people to think about now that it seems like a new year is upon them. It makes sense after the Christmas/Yule w/e celebrations that had taken place. For any that may know her though, she definitely seems very upbeat today. ]

Good day, everyone. [ It's the first time she's actually addressed the magitek like this though, which is why she tries to keep as formal as possible from the get go. ] My name is Sonia Nevermind, some of you may know me, others may not -- if that is the case, it is a pleasure to meet you now.

I was wondering... is it common for people of your worlds to make New Years Resolutions? This is where you make promises or goals for yourself for the new year.

For me, this year I hope to get stronger, so I may protect those I care about. I wish to learn more about medicine, to ensure that those with healing skills are not tiring themselves out. [ She's ticking these off with her fingers as she goes. ] I wish... to be more honest, about past instances that were beyond my control... but I feel are important to share with friends. I wish to spend more time with others, and learn more about the different cultures and languages we have within our team. If you were to consider this now... what would you choose?

Also, as we have been in good spirits recently, I also hoped we may try to get to know one another better with a game? There is one called "2 truths 1 lie", I believe, where we share two pieces of information that are "real" along with one piece of information that is a lie. As I understand, this is a hella good game to bond. For example: "I can speak 30 languages." "I have got a sister." "I can pilot a helicopter." Which one is incorrect?


[ ooc: re: the 2 truths 1 lie thing please feel free to threadjack etc as well as she does mean for it to happen so people can get to know each other [smh] ]

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[assent]

[ She believes in a lot of weird things okay... so of course she's going to roll with it. Thankfully, she doesn't even notice it might be a little mean and instead focuses on the hamsters as well. ]

This one is Cham-P. [ She gives the golden fatty a tiny headrub. ] And this is San-D. [ Then it's the other's turn for a quick rub as well. They seem to scamper closer though, trying to get more attention. ] Together with two others that are not with me, they complete the Four Dark Devas of Destruction.

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[dbag]

Oh. Okay.

[ Wait for it... ]

[dbag]

Wait, what.

[assent]

What? [ Her head tilts, she clearly sees nothing wrong with this description. ]

[dbag]

What— what are the... [ He stumbles over the words a bit, not totally sure if he's remembering this nonsense correctly. ] Four... Four Dark, um, Devas of Destruction? What are these hamsters destroying. Annnd what makes them divas, did they skip soundcheck or something? Haha.

[ Laughing at his own joke, it's sad even to himself. ]

...Anyway. Yeah. What.

[assent]

Skip soundcheck? Though I am not the one who named them, I can say that their power is quite phenomenal. Please do not underestimate them.

[ They can clean with sweeping brushes and push buttons... I don't know what to tell you other than their real owner is an Edgelord smh. She just believes... these ridiculous things. ]

[dbag]

...What— what is their power. Like, what do they do. Because, and I'm just gonna level with you here, where I'm from, hamsters don't really do anything except roll around in a little ball.

[assent]

Normally they would only do that, however... my friend was scouted for being an elite in the art of animal breeding and taming. Not only that, but his magical prowess is out of this world, there is very little he cannot do.

[ why this ]

They can do anything I ask of them, if need be.

[dbag]

[ ...ok ]

Anything. Liiike, if you wanted them to clean your room and sing like all the little animals in those princess movies. They could do it?

[assent]

Well that would not be so far fetched... [ Though she does look rather strained with her smile now, just because she's a little flustered to admit it. ] I would not say they collerate, but I am a Princess.

[ Anyway. ] Though yes, they have their own cleaning utensils at home.

[ Betcha wish I was kidding... ]

[dbag]

...Little itty-bitty hamster cleaning utensils?

[ He pauses. This cannot be real. Then, slowly, he makes this face. ]

Oh, my god, I want to be weirded out, but that's actually really cute, gross.

[assent]

[ And she just looks overjoyed by it, really. ]

They are truly very adorable! Perhaps one day I will try and make something they can use and you may watch.

[ Even if he wants to be weirded out...... ]

[dbag]

Okay, hear me out.

[ He puts his hands up, palms forward. ]

What if: tiny hamster cheerleading squad with mini-pom-poms. Is that the cutest thing you've heard all day, or what.

[assent]

A-ah! [ She looks absolutely delighted at the idea. ]

That is adorable! I could try it, I think... if I could make the mini pom-poms first.

[dbag]

Yeah, well, you could make them out of little pieces of yarn or something, maybe, or— thiiis is more than anyone should be thinking about hamster cheerleaders, isn't it. Um. Anyway. Let me know when you get the squad going. That would be cute as hell.

[assent]

Yarn may work, that is true! Thank you very much for the suggestion. I shall let you know as soon as they are ready.

[ These poor hammies. ]