fateality: (pick a card)
Twisted Fate ([personal profile] fateality) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-01-12 09:40 am

audio; un: cardmaster

Now, I'm sure we've done something like this before sometime ago, but you know how it is; people come, people go, and we get new faces all the time. So it's a little hard to keep track of y'all sometimes.

But here we are, and I've god a question.

There's a good lot of us that got magic in us before ALASTAIR made, ah, any offerings as such. Maybe even got some magic in your world, sure.

Suffice it to say, I got some interest in what kind there is -- and what magic is like where you're from. How it works. The variety, the limits.

Always good to know about the trade elsewhere, as it were.
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 4: PLACEHOLDER RISES AGAIN)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
....Well, I dunno about that. I haven't tried yet.

I'll be filled with spiritual power! Or something to that effect. [She isn't really sure, herself...)
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)

1/2

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
R-Right! Once I find a time waterfall around here and renew myself under the rushing spring waters, I'll give it a shot! Do you know any dead people?
feytality: (this is some CSI bullshit right here)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[...]

Say, what about you, mister? Are you magical? Can you shoot laserbeams out of your eyes?
feytality: I still got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[Dead people who don't want to see him, magic cards....]

[!!!]


Woah! I see where this is going! You used your magical powers to bring the cards to life and battled all those guys in the shadow realm! And... now they want revenge!

[She's joking]

[Probably]
feytality: Or the face she makes when she thinks she's being clever (HON HON HON CLEVER FACE)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Darn! I thought I had you all figured out. I'll crack this mystery yet, Mr. Mysterious Card Slinger!

That's pretty cool, though. How does it work?
feytality: (let me explain you a THING)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
It's Maya, actually. And I don't need luck, I'm an expert sleuth!

[Maya ponders this....] Like... making fortunes come true? Or enchanting your cards so you win at poker? That kinda thing?
feytality: you just wish you had arms. YEAH. (check out my arm bitches)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Woah! Is that really your name? Or is it some kind of fancy title? [Either way she thinks it's cool... she's way too easily impressed]

That sounds pretty handy if you're losing at poker! Or if you're fortune telling and someone's giving you a hard time.. bam! Exploding card to the face!
feytality: I'm just a lean green spirit medium from outer space (feed me seymour)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh.... like... like, a twist cone! [yeah, it's exactly like that] Can I get a cool name like that, too? We could match!

What happens if you lose your cards? Or can you make them out of thin air, too?
feytality: Pictured: Maya's entire character (I'M CUTE SPEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON ME)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Weeeelll, my village is up in the mountains! There's plenty of river up there, doesn't that count? I even train under waterfalls!

Any card? What if it's a business card?
feytality: You're going down (FUCK YOU BANGS)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, come on! [POUTS, to the point where it's actually audible] That's gotta get me some points!

I guess we should test the theory.... [she just invited herself into this, nbd]
feytality: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll just become your rival, Twisted Fey!

Nope! But I bet I could make one. Or... a greeting card. They've got those around here, right? [Can you tell she's extremely new. Because, she's extremely new]
feytality: Or the face she makes when she thinks she's being clever (HON HON HON CLEVER FACE)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine with me! You'd just be Maya 2, my sidekick.

Okay! Let's do it!

...Where do I find paper and pencils?
feytality: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE (GET OUT SAL MONELLA)

[personal profile] feytality 2017-01-16 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Maya Fate it is! [but that's practically the same thing]

[sidekick]


Hmm... nope! [She says that way too cheerfully]

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