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futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm
pummelling) wrote in futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm
Entry tags:
- aang (a:tla),
- achilles (iliad),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- chihiro ogino (spirited away),
- daenerys targaryen (asoiaf),
- fiona (borderlands),
- giorno giovanna (jjba),
- hanzo shimada (overwatch),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- keats (folklore),
- khada jhin (league of legends),
- kisuke urahara (bleach),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lucina (fire emblem: awakening),
- mettaton (undertale),
- miles upshur (outlast),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- pannacotta fugo (jjba),
- patroclus (iliad),
- peridot (steven universe),
- rhys (borderlands),
- riza hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist),
- rocky (original),
- sai (naruto),
- shuusei kagari (psycho-pass),
- sigma klim (zero escape),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- twisted fate (league of legends),
- waylon park (outlast),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- youichi hiruma (eyeshield 21)
video; un: white_lotus
[The magitek's pulled back far enough to feature not one, but two members of Audentes... or, rather, one of them striving vainly to nudge his teammate out of the feed. It's the tail end of the struggle, though, and Kung Jin is fighting a losing battle. It takes half a second for Asher Millstone to shove his way into view, taking up half of the screen and speaking up before Jin can truly get a word in.
The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]
It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!
Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".
Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!
[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]
Don’t try that.
[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]
Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.
[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]
That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]
It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!
Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".
Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!
[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]
Don’t try that.
[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]
Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.
[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]
That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
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When ALASTAIR passes out whatever it is that's going to disguise those of us that blatantly do not fit in, make sure you grab one.
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[ hey gurl ]
You're his handler, yeah?
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[ he's not a dog miles... pls... ]
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[ "the rest of you" doesn't need to be said. ]
Your obviously futuristic sense of style. You weird fucking alien.
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What's wrong with my sense of style. It's classic, it never goes out of fashion. [ Can't go out of what you were never in, checkmate. ]
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It's cool though, bro. Just wait a couple years, that shit'll actually be in style.
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What do you mean actually in style.
[ ARE YOU SAYING IT ISN'T IN STYLE NOW!!!!! ]
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[PANICKY FLAILING]
K-k-keepin' it real, bro!
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[ LET HIM DIE. ]
This is totally in fashion in the 29th century, okay, it's not my fault you guys are practically from the Middle Ages.
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[even asher roasted him. he's delighted.]
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[Piping up, regarding the magazine comment:]
I'd seriously reconsider.
[The smile on his face has a hint of gentleness to it, despite the apparent harshness of his words. As far as he's concerned, his jabs are mean-spirited but friendly all the same.]
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A ponytail.
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Your point? [he dares you to keep goin rhysie]
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I have eyes.