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side boob archer ([personal profile] pummelling) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm

video; un: white_lotus

[The magitek's pulled back far enough to feature not one, but two members of Audentes... or, rather, one of them striving vainly to nudge his teammate out of the feed. It's the tail end of the struggle, though, and Kung Jin is fighting a losing battle. It takes half a second for Asher Millstone to shove his way into view, taking up half of the screen and speaking up before Jin can truly get a word in.

The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.
]

It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!

Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".

Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!

[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]

Don’t try that.

[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]

Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.

[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]

That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
predomination: look you didn't say you DIDN'T want my sketchy bullshit in your soul. (⚛ no refunds!!)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-01-20 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
In Japan, of course, but I won't be pretending to be anything more than what I appear to be. Any discrepancies can just be passed off as me being a quirky foreigner.
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-01-31 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you got your cover story.

[Something about this guy seems shady. It's probably the literal shade, over his eyes. Why? Why do some people have to be this creepy.]

Have you figured out where you're working?
predomination: i'll do it regardless of your gender. i don't care. you guys are dumb as fuck. (⚛ it's not mansplaining if i do it.)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-01-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[shh shhh it's fine, asher. he's just a guy.]

The hospital. [he wags a finger] It would be useful to have someone right in the middle of all the action, don't you think?
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[personal profile] moneyballer 2017-02-11 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[That actually sounds important.

Asher makes a note of it for later. He's no medical student, but people with access to the hospital might have the best resources to develop a cure.
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Fo' sho.

[don't nod so seriously and then spew shit like this, white boy]