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[pummelling]

[The magitek's pulled back far enough to feature not one, but two members of Audentes... or, rather, one of them striving vainly to nudge his teammate out of the feed. It's the tail end of the struggle, though, and Kung Jin is fighting a losing battle. It takes half a second for Asher Millstone to shove his way into view, taking up half of the screen and speaking up before Jin can truly get a word in.

The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]

It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!

Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".

Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!

[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]

Don’t try that.

[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]

Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.

[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]

That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.

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plz have lucina use this word in a sentence

[moneyballer]

O-oh, no! Well...

Sometimes.

[His head tilts this way and that.]

But it also depends on when and where it's used! Like, the term "bitchin'," for example...

It means that something's hella awesome.

my goal for woodhurst, dw

[heritors]

...

[ She has to... seriously think about this, while also starting to realize that the people of these "nineties" really liked having opposite meanings for the same word. ]

I'm assuming "hella" means it's very awesome, then...?

Which would make "bitchin" a ... hella positive term. [ Look she's trying, please don't laugh at her. ]

[moneyballer]

[For a moment, Lucina has managed to do the unthinkable. He is just so happy that all he does in return is sport this particularly goofy face, although it's hard to tell whether he's amused or actually impressed. Hint: it's a little bit of both.]

[heritors]

... Asher?

[ Lucina has definitely been waiting for a confirmation, but she doesn't get anything of the sort, at least not in a timely manner.

... She's worried, because it's almost like he hasn't moved in the last little bit? Maybe she got things horrifically wrong, who knows. ]

Asher? Is something the matter? [ Why is his face stuck like that???? ]

[pummelling]

[w h y]

Please don't use either of those in Woodhurst, they're too advanced.

[moneyballer]

[Said after shoving Jin out of the way:]

You can definitely use them when we hang out, though!

Just, maybe when we get back. And, the reason my face was like that-

[He spins a circle in the air with his finger, right near his cheek.]

Was 'cause I thought you were doin' good! So don't sweat it. I'm sure you're gonna be fine.

[#theyrdoomed]

[pummelling]

Ow, Asher, what the h--

[it's 2 late fuccboi reigns supreme]

[moneyballer]

[goodbye, kung jingle]

We'll keep in touch, LC!

[said with a wink????

asher, does she even kno her nickname is LC]

If you run into any issues just let me know. I'm an expert, I can handle it.

[heritors]

[ She's just not


Going to ask about any of this. ]

Er, regardless —

Thank you both. [ She... thinks??? ]