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futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm
pummelling) wrote in futurology2017-01-16 07:27 pm
Entry tags:
- aang (a:tla),
- achilles (iliad),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- chihiro ogino (spirited away),
- daenerys targaryen (asoiaf),
- fiona (borderlands),
- giorno giovanna (jjba),
- hanzo shimada (overwatch),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- kaz brekker (grishaverse),
- keats (folklore),
- khada jhin (league of legends),
- kisuke urahara (bleach),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lucina (fire emblem: awakening),
- mettaton (undertale),
- miles upshur (outlast),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- pannacotta fugo (jjba),
- patroclus (iliad),
- peridot (steven universe),
- rhys (borderlands),
- riza hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist),
- rocky (original),
- sai (naruto),
- shuusei kagari (psycho-pass),
- sigma klim (zero escape),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- twisted fate (league of legends),
- waylon park (outlast),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- youichi hiruma (eyeshield 21)
video; un: white_lotus
[The magitek's pulled back far enough to feature not one, but two members of Audentes... or, rather, one of them striving vainly to nudge his teammate out of the feed. It's the tail end of the struggle, though, and Kung Jin is fighting a losing battle. It takes half a second for Asher Millstone to shove his way into view, taking up half of the screen and speaking up before Jin can truly get a word in.
The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]
It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!
Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".
Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!
[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]
Don’t try that.
[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]
Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.
[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]
That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
The law student looks more excited than ever when he starts speaking, and even lifts his arms above his head in a “raise the roof” sort of gesture.]
It’s time to get wiggity wiggity whack, yo!
Don't. [He nearly slaps a hand over his friend's mouth, but reconsiders, elbowing him back instead.] So, Audentes. Since we're almost all set to leave on our next assignment, it's come to our attention that not everyone here is from a world that people like Asher or I consider "modern day".
Whoa, you? Wait a minute. Last I checked, there was nothing normal about you, man. People in your world, like, rip dudes’ spines out through their mouths and crap!
[After he says this, Asher immediately turns from Jin back to the camera, and waves his hands emphatically in its general direction.]
Don’t try that.
[Jin casts a dubious glance at Asher and moves right along in spite of all the interruptions.]
Even if you look the part, you’ve still got to play the part, too. If you're looking for any advice or tips to blend in properly on-planet, we’re pretty much experts-- so let us know if you need a hand.
[The paler of the two pops up right behind him, leaning on the other’s shoulder.]
That’s right, baby! We’ll teach you how to be 90s.
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[.....in mostly ninja contexts, anyway??? there's like, questions on the chuunin exams about physics related to throwing kunais and shit and he probably knows a whole lot of horrifying biology and chemistry things related to how to wreck a body]
A lot of civilians attend these, you said? I suppose it could potentially be useful to do so, then...
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[#how2getawaywithmurder]
Pretty much.
I don't know how long you'll be in school, but it's probably best to at least be passing, otherwise you might have to spend even more time there.
Who're you stayin' with, pal? You're not alone are ya?
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I was assigned to live with an "Oliver Hampton".
[He t...ried to pronounce that, anyway. So many consonants all together, why.]
1/?
2/?
3/?
4/?
5/5
[L M A O]
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Sai actually frowns. Frowns!!]
Why? Has he harmed you in some way?
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He's just a jackass.
[oh my god asher
what have you d o n e]
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I do not understand.
[Oh wait, maybe it's not so literal as that. Naruto and Sakura got really mad when he kept insulting Sasuke back at the beginning of their mission.]
Did he insult your friends in some way, then?
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[His jaw moves in an uncomfortable way.]
He pissed me off.
[It was Asher who felt insulted.]
Said some dumb shit, that's all.
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[Things people never explained to Sai: the concept of "none of your business"]
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[The deep breath he draws so suddenly says otherwise.]
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[b-blunt...]
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[Suddenly, the hairs on the back of his neck stand up.
This is a touchy subject apparently.]
I don't wanna talk about it.
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You could have said so to begin with.
[Look, he doesn't even question further.]
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For now, however, he cuts the feed.]