Video; un: zenyatta

[iomnic]

Hello, world!

[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]

This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.

For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.

That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?

[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]

Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?

I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.

Comments

[paintjobs]

I'm doing just fine. [ he's so sick of this ]

And yes, along the edges. Any paper, mind you. Books can be an unbelievable nuisance.

[iomnic]

[ What he wants to say is: I imagine it is easily avoided if you are careful.

What he says is: ]

Thank you for the warning. I will stay vigilant against books and all paper products.

[paintjobs]

And, I don't know how often you had to refuel, but I guarantee you'll want to eat more regularly than that.

[iomnic]

I did not "refuel." I charged, about once a night. I already have begun to experience this "hunger" more frequently than I had imagined...

[paintjobs]

Charging, then. You'll find the human body incredibly inefficient in how often it requires nutrients.

And on that note, however much water you plan to drink, it won't be nearly enough.

[iomnic]

I have only had water once since I changed... I suppose I should be drinking more of it.

How much is the average amount?

[paintjobs]

I couldn't tell you average, but the ideal is a half of a gallon every 24 hours. Inefficient, like I said.

[iomnic]

Half a gallon?

...

I will be doing below the ideal. I cannot imagine drinking that much of anything in one day.

[paintjobs]

Suit yourself, but you won't be operating at peak performance.

[iomnic]

I am accustomed to that already.

[ he's always been kind of a wreck in terms of taking care of his systems properly. ]

[paintjobs]

I beg your pardon? Didn't I tell you to let me know if you were experiencing any issues, in Perdition's Rest?

[iomnic]

Yes, you did, but they are not issues. I simply typically run about ten to fifteen percent under peak performance.

[paintjobs]

[ and he just. sighs. ]

I hope you know how easily fixed that is. [ a beat. ] Was.

[iomnic]

It was not a detriment to my abilities or functionality. I do not see the necessity in changing.

[paintjobs]

If you really can't see it, it doesn't sound like there'd be any use in convincing you. [ you fool!!!! ] But at least now you're in luck. If you go and break down this body, there are plenty of organic healers around for you.

WHOOPS

[iomnic]

[ Huzzah, his stubbornness holds out again!! ]

I will admit, this form- for all the benefits- is inefficient for me in a number of ways. I cannot access my omnic energy like this, and so... I also cannot heal anyone like I should be able to. It is concerning.

[paintjobs]

That's right, you'd have to do it the old fashioned way. [ does he, as a simple medic and not a fancy magic healer, sound a little smug about that?? surely not. ] What a shame that information like that is so arcane and obscure.

using robo icons for a second 1/2

[iomnic]

2/2

[iomnic]

I was not trying to imply using medicinal means of healing people was any less important or valuable than my way of doing it.

[paintjobs]

And I was just point out that you can do it another way.

[iomnic]

Are you also offering to show me?

[paintjobs]

Zenyatta, I've had barely weeks to study human medicine.

[ because boy he sure didn't care to until before now... although he is, at least, making up for lost time ]

If you want to learn, I recommend someone with a little more experience.

[iomnic]

Ah, of course...

[ He really did think K.O. was offering... ]

... Thank you for the reminder, then.

[paintjobs]

[ god don't sound so disappointed, ugh

after a pause and a heavy sigh: ]

I could give you some pointers, based on what I've picked up so far.

[iomnic]

Anything would be helpful, and appreciated.