Tekhartha Zenyatta (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm
iomnic) wrote in futurology2017-01-18 03:28 pm
Video; un: zenyatta
Hello, world!
[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]
This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.
For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.
That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?
[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]
Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?
I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
[Oh, who's this guy?? Surely not someone any of you have met before!! JK, there's his username, slapped on the post like it always is. But this guy's a human!! Surely there's an explanation for this!!]
This is Zenyatta. If we have met before, then you might notice I am looking very different! If we have not, I do not typically look like this. I am typically an omnic- or as you might better know, a robot.
For the most recent mission, we have the assignment of "blending in" with the population. I thought this could be an opportunity for me to learn what it would be like to live as a human.
That is also where I could use some assistance. I am still becoming accustomed to human lifestyle, but there are many things that are new to me. For example, I have noticed there are certain rules about clothing most humans follow, but it was not exactly something I thought too much about as an omnic. I typically did not wear shirts, but it seems that this might be more of a necessity, as a human?
[As are socks. Shoes. Underwear.]
Another question I have- how do humans know when they are allergic to things? How do I run some sort of diagnosis to ascertain what I should avoid?
I am sure there are much more I have yet to discover, but some guidance would be appreciated.
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[ He shrugs. ]
Ain't no doctor, but there was one time I stayed up on stakeout in Minnesota, somewheres in the Twin Cities, right dead in the middle of February. Everything was frozen solid, from the puddles on the street to the damned street itself. I woke up the next day coughin' up my lungs, sweetheart, and feelin' just about fit to die.
[ He shakes his head. ]
We didn't even grab the fellas we was after, either.
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... Yes, well, I would not want that to happen. I will take the flannel.
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[ He rubs his chin. ]
Can't help you so much on the allergies thing. Kind of a trial and error situation without a proper doctor around.
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[ This is the worst anti-virus he's ever heard of. ]
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[ McCree, like the big healthy ox he is, isn't allergic to anything.
(Still drinks too much, though.) ]
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[ Because McCree agrees: cheese is a blessing. ]
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[ He tips his hat. ]
Good luck t'you.
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