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futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am
ex_mettacrusher33) wrote in futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am
Entry tags:
- arima kishou (tokyo ghoul: re),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- chihiro ogino (spirited away),
- fiona (borderlands),
- hanzo shimada (overwatch),
- jesse mccree (overwatch),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lilith (borderlands),
- mettaton (undertale),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rhys (borderlands),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- yaalu (original)
[Video | UN: METTATON]
Well, Audentes. Things have certainly taken a turn towards Sweeps Week, haven't they?
[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]
Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.
The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]
"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.
Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.
[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...
...Why waste a talent when you have it?
[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]
Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.
The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]
"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.
Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.
[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...
...Why waste a talent when you have it?
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(Also, it's a figure of speech, Peri-dear. It means it's an inside job.)
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(I knew that!) [no she didn't.] And, honestly this book? Look at what they have highlighted. [she opens it up to a page.] "The heart supplies blood to the body." What kind of lifeform needs to be reminded of their basic biology?
1/2
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They aren't human!!
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[hmmm...] The Men in White did find a great deal of non-Earth-based lifeforms in sewers. Apparently, some beings find it comfortable.
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Pumpkin-pie, the point is that there aren't supposed to BE any non-humans here.
The fact that we're possibly dealing with one is entirely suspect. This could be the break in the case!!
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Okay, but consider this! As this team's token alien lifeform [where did you even hear the phrase "token" anything, Peridot], maybe I can lure them out. I was down in the sewers without my cloaking device! Maybe rumors will spread to our mysterious lifeform.
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[This is the most sympathetic smile he can muster. Peri... Darling...]
That's a marvelous plan, Peri-pie. One thing? One tiny question?
Who's spreading the rumors?
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Well...
[.................]
I'll think of another plan.