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futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am
ex_mettacrusher33) wrote in futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am
Entry tags:
- arima kishou (tokyo ghoul: re),
- asher millstone (htgawm),
- chihiro ogino (spirited away),
- fiona (borderlands),
- hanzo shimada (overwatch),
- jesse mccree (overwatch),
- jin kung (mortal kombat),
- koltira deathweaver (world of warcraft),
- lilith (borderlands),
- mettaton (undertale),
- oliver hampton (htgawm),
- papyrus (undertale),
- rhys (borderlands),
- sonia nevermind (danganronpa 2),
- widowmaker (overwatch),
- yaalu (original)
[Video | UN: METTATON]
Well, Audentes. Things have certainly taken a turn towards Sweeps Week, haven't they?
[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]
Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.
The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]
"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.
Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.
[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...
...Why waste a talent when you have it?
[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]
Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.
The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]
"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.
Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.
[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...
...Why waste a talent when you have it?
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[A vanity with photos of men. Various men. Like the person using it needed inspiration.
A book about how to be a doctor, with passages highlighted about basic human anatomy. Almost like the reader didn't know anything about humans.
This isn't a gasp for show. This is a legitimate, horrified gasp.]
...no. This wasn't an infected. This isn't just zombies...
We're not in Night of the Living Dead.
We're in Invasion of the Body Snatchers!!!
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Beings that aren't native to this planet disguising themselves as human for... whatever they're trying to do!
You found a vanity with pictures of men. Not one man. Multiple men, for inspiration.
Peridot found a book about how to be a doctor with passages about basic human anatomy highlighted.
People going to the hospital to be treated for various illnesses are later being reported as victims of this virus!
It's an inside job, but not from someone from this planet! [He's so good at this!! This is why he casts himself as a detective!]
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We'll have to hunt down the perpetrator. Maybe someone with a lot of connections? But I'm not so sure.
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Well! Well.
The Mayor is cagey about something. There's a missing doctor, this person in the sewers, and Alyssa Bristol. We can start with one or all of those leads.
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The sewers are a large place to conduct a coordinated search, I would think.
Do you know if anyone has actually seen or encountered Alyssa Bristol? Is she dead, or missing?
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Will you be collating information from everyone?
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But that shouldn't be a problem. I'm excessively charming. [Wink.]
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Your human disguise does look quite nice.
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Isn't it EVERYTHING?! [Swooning. He's swooning over himself!]
Could you BELIEVE Darcy didn't want to eat me?!
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I think there exists a qualification of too artistic to eat.
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That is the correct answer.
You have a wonderful day, beautiful.
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