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MTT ([personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am

[Video | UN: METTATON]

Well, Audentes. Things have certainly taken a turn towards Sweeps Week, haven't they?

[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]

Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.

The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]


"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.

Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.

[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...

...Why waste a talent when you have it?
respired: why don't you mind your own business (listen to the distance between us)

video; un: deathweaver

[personal profile] respired 2017-02-13 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps I can be of use.
predomination: major scientist/badass/son of a bitch (⚛ i am the very model of a modern)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-02-13 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah~ Koltira-san. I was actually hoping you'd volunteer.

[if there's anyone who directly contradicts the biology of a living human it's... whatever he is. and then, of course, Urahara, himself.]
respired: and it isn't for play (but it's not just for work)

[personal profile] respired 2017-02-13 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's surprised to hear that, but it doesn't come through in his expression or tone. He simply responds, matter-of-fact. ]

Tell me what I need to do.
predomination: because FUCK NAMES. (⚛ kick ass. TAKE ZERO NAMES.)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-02-14 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I just need a blood sample. There's no reason to believe anything about your physiology would be dangerous to a human, is there?

[always good to check.]
respired: it might get you off get you right with god (you're all contrite like you oughta be)

[personal profile] respired 2017-02-15 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ah, well, about that ... ]

I cannot say. I know it is corrosive to bare skin. Beyond that, I'm not the person to ask.
predomination: who puts super glue and lube in the same place anyway (⚛ i've made a huge mistake)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-02-16 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... I see. Well, it's still worth a try. We'll just do preliminary tests to make sure the white blood cells don't do anything unpleasant.
respired: might as well let it die (there's no relief in bitterness)

[personal profile] respired 2017-02-18 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sieglinde has worked with my blood before. She may know best.

[ Discomfort flashes over his face, brief but hard to miss. ]

I dislike experiments, but ... if it will help, I will do it.
predomination: much like the lives of everyone i know. (⚛ boy that sure was bittersweet)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-02-19 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
It seems a bit awful, I know, but I wouldn't ask anyone to do it if I had no intention of offering my own blood, too.

[which is more than he can say for most of his "experiments."] Thank you, Koltira-san.