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MTT ([personal profile] ex_mettacrusher33) wrote in [community profile] futurology2017-02-12 08:01 am

[Video | UN: METTATON]

Well, Audentes. Things have certainly taken a turn towards Sweeps Week, haven't they?

[Who's this stunningly handsome, yet unfortunately badly lit human...? Obviously, it's Mettaton, darlings, learn how to read. But wherever could he be with such hideous lighting?]

Riots, infected, and secrets, oh my... While we're out here doing our best to keep both the townspeople and ourselves safe, I thought it'd be a good time to share with the class what we might have found. And without having to play me for it!! Lucky you. [Wink.

The "camera" gets turned away from Mettaton (a crime, he knows), now clearly showing the inside of Woodhurst Watch HQ. Specifically, inside the head editor's room. He expertly pans it from the mess on the floor that the infected and townsfolk left in their rush to head out towards the top of the desk he's sitting at. On the desk, next to where he's perched his legs (you're welcome), are some scattered sheets of paper. He's focusing his communications jewelry on one in particular.]


"Local cancer patient attacks doctor during regularly scheduled chemotherapy appointment." How dramatic. But certainly interesting, isn't it? [He's audibly tapping his fingers on the desk, just out of frame.] Can't say I know entirely what to make of it, but I'm sure checking any records in the hospital would be a good start.

Also. [He turns his necklace back to himself.] Since I and, I'm only assuming, the rest of those inorganic among us aren't particularly interesting to those infected, we might prove ourselves useful when it comes to... Well. Anything. Can't be infected, won't even attract attention... [He puts a hand to his chest and sighs.] I never thought I'd find an audience I couldn't captivate. But! Here we are and the show must go on.

[Slightly more serious. It's obvious there are specific, less fortunate people on his mind.] If there's anyone out there that needs help, let me know. I'm no superhero, but...

...Why waste a talent when you have it?
predomination: so this is what they look like from the outside (⚛ shhh i'm having a flashback)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-03-25 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Consider it a learning experience. [that obnoxiously delighted tone of his responds to something she isn't saying- he knows the signs of someone eyeing him like he's a quack, expecting him to do something really weird.

he goes about his work in silence now- tourniquet on, needle poised over... what he... assumes is a vein. hopefully.]
Are you ready?
aspearation: (pic#9858051)

[personal profile] aspearation 2017-03-29 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's surprisingly patient, but only because she has no idea what's going on and despite being... Undyne, she doesn't actually want to mess this up. She can be a mature adult when she chooses to. ]

Yeah, just do it already!

[ Except for that exact moment. ]
predomination: (yes i am) (⚛ i'm not laughing at you)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-03-30 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[IN GOES THE NEEDLE. OUT COMES THE BLOOD. look how simple.]

We really do appreciate your contribution, Undyne-san. [WHICH IS A REALLY CREEPY THING TO SAY WHILE DRAWING BLOOD. and he knows it. he's an asshole.]
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[personal profile] aspearation 2017-03-30 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well heck that smarts. But Undyne is a big girl, and she can take it, and since it's for a good cause, she'll be fine. (Figuratively and literally.) ]

Oh uh, yeah. Don't mention it? So uh, is that all?

[ ??? She has no frame of reference so maybe this is normal?! ]
predomination: good luck with your limited information and dauntless disregard for reality. (⚛ have fun storming the castle)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-03-30 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That's it~ [he removes the needle, presses down on the pinprick with a antiseptic cottonball and some medical tape and it's all over but the wondering IF ANY OF THIS IS NORMAL. IS THIS REAL LIFE.

Urahara scrutinizes the vial of blood in his hand.]
So there's nothing weird or unpleasant we should expect to find in this, right?

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[personal profile] aspearation 2017-03-30 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so...?

[ How is she supposed to know? Anyway, she's a busy fish and she has things to do. Important fish things. ]

So can I go now?
predomination: and let me do MY GOSHDANG JOB. (⚛ why don't you take a chill pill)

[personal profile] predomination 2017-03-30 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Yep! We're all done here. Thank you again. [swim away, fish-lady. swim away.]
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[personal profile] aspearation 2017-03-30 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Don't mention. I'll, uh. See you around.

[ ???

She still feels weird which is exactly why she'll make a swift getaway.



...not even five minutes after she's left the hospital proper, Urahara will find that the sample he's taken has turned into a fine white dust. It smells vaguely of seawater, cannot be reconstituted into blood by any means, and when analyzed, has a similar composition to ash from burnt paper.

Better luck next time, science friend! ]
Edited 2017-03-30 21:35 (UTC)