video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[cachemoney]

Oh, okay. See, I was confused, because you started in the first place.

[She's just stressed out because her own bae is sick, sorry Jin.]

[selfimage]

...

I suppose.

[ he doesn't sound terribly happy about that. ]

I'm better at being sneakier than.

[secondnature]

We just need to stall him long enough.

Can anyone else use your sword? Or does it have to be you?

[Keith likes Koltira a lot, but he isn't going to endanger a mission when they have a better avenue to try.]

[moneyballer]

[Spoken very softly indeed:]

Yes, girl.

[There is.]

[selfimage]

This is turning into another Nalawi, we really must get those polls instilled before we move forward. I don't like the idea of having to fight our own team members for potential answers.

[selfimage]

You want to have a go at it? It would look good on you.

[pummelling]

[He would be too tbh but also he is ignoring her now... like a grownup. >:( Don't tell him what to do!!]

[predomination]

I haven't heard anything about it, myself, but that does seem suspicious, doesn't it?

Even the detail about it being a cat, of all things.

[cachemoney]

[She didn't think of that, and she frowns as she mulls it over.] That's... possible, but.

[Something doesn't sound right about it.]

We're just one team. Would they go through all that trouble for just eighty of us?

[pummelling]

[ELDER GODS HAVE MERCY HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE HER SEX ED RIGHT NOW]

Later, Maya.

[araigneedusoir]

I haven't had a chance yet, no.

[Had to make sure her and Zen didn't get caught after all...]

[predomination]

I don't either, though it's always going to be inevitable, polls or not. I'm trying to caution everyone against moving forward like that, because if Zymandis has been on to us from the start, they'll account for it. And even if not, it still might put more in danger, but... Well. Tempers flare and all that.

[pummelling]

So it was too little too late is what you're saying.

[Sigh.]

We know better this time. Let's hope we get to our fake doctor before that happens.

[moneyballer]

[He loves you, boo.

Now onto more pressing matters.]

Okay so, Taraxa, uuuuum, let's see...

We know that they don't have bodies of their own most of the time, 'cuz they gank 'em.

[Take up hosts.]

They tend to enter through the ear.

And you can shrivel 'em up with salt, yeah? If you can squeeze 'em out, that is.

That's what I remember.

1/2

[feytality]

[The yaois are important??]

It's okay, I don't really need to know.

[moneyballer]

Well, yeah.

[A nervous laugh.]

If they wanted to send the organization one helluva message.

[conqueress]

[ This is enough to earn a swift look. ]

What can be said of those who do not sicken? Those who survive? [ In the face of many plagues, there are those who manage not to die. ] Is there some property of their blood that might assist us in finding an antidote?

[ The complexities of science and medicine alike are well over her head, but in her own world, even among diseases, she has never fallen ill. ]

[feytality]

...

[Now she's back to being a lil shit]

Sooo.... You and Asher, huh? He's the goofy oddball who captured your crunchy buff heart?

[pummelling]

So they're mind-controlling slugs from space who wriggle into your orifices like a horror movie. Gross.

[date a boy who brings out the inner 12 yr old in u~*~*~]

I see the similarities too, but how can we be sure that Zymandis was using Taraxa agents again? We need evidence.

[moneyballer]

Shit.

[Oh no, oh no.

He had meant to call Urahara, but then that happened on the way back home.]

I didn't tell you about the body.

[selfimage]

Get to him before someone else does, you mean? This certainly has a similar ring of another mission.

[ not to say that Loki doesn't want to stab him a few times. ]

[pummelling]

[what's he supposed to do when he's caught between two people who cant stay on topic....]

I'm just as confused as you are, but yeah, that weirdo was him. Also later, though.

[selfimage]

If they're not on to us, they're certainly disrupting enough to catch ALASTAIR's attention. Let's hope is the latter rather than the former.

Ancient magic is a little more difficult to unravel.

[moneyballer]

Why?

[he is not an anime. cats do not talk or turn into hot and/or scary girls in his universe, ok]

I guess it's funny that the mayor technically wanted us to get some pussy or whatever, but-

[No.]

[pummelling]

Wait, what? What body?

[OH MY GOD YOU HAVE BEEN ROOMMATES THIS WHOLE TIME GUYS]