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[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[araigneedusoir]

[She's silent a long moment.]

That's a dreadfully stupid time to decide to let one's inner artist out.

[feytality]

Isn't that usually what happens with artists?

[maya don't be a shit]

Or maybe he's just really bad at his job!

[araigneedusoir]

[There's no good response to that beyond a grunt that bleeds the frustration she's holding back.]

Perhaps on purpose.

[feytality]

If he were an evil xylophone, wouldn't he be a bit more sneaky about it? I mean, what kind of evil mastermind doodles his evil plans on files?

[araigneedusoir]

[Xylophone...? Oh.]

A stupid one. But at the same time it doesn't pay to play the part of a Doctor with only half the performance.

[feytality]

I dunno, it's always someone no one suspects, isn't it?

Did you get a look at the doodles?

[araigneedusoir]

[Maya, Maya please.]

I-Yes. I did, they weren't anything impressive.

[feytality]

[I'm sorry for her]

What did they look like? Maybe it's a clue!

[araigneedusoir]

Nonsensical.

[She really wasn't looking that hard at them, she was kind of in a bit of a rush.]

[feytality]

We should take a better look! Maybe there's some hidden alien messages, or something. Like what we found.

[araigneedusoir]

A possibility.

[She's doubtful but you know. Might as well.]

[feytality]

Where are the doodles now?

[araigneedusoir]

The same place they were when I found them.

[feytality]

Maybe you should take 'em. You know, for evidence.

[araigneedusoir]

If I had any want to go back there.

[feytality]

It's for the mission!

Or tell me where they are and I'll find them.

[Bad Idea]

[araigneedusoir]

[SHE KNOWS THIS IS A BAD IDEA MAYA NO.]

I. Would not advise it.

[feytality]

But we gotta get 'em somehow! They're probably important!

[araigneedusoir]

Then if we go back as a team maybe we'll have a chance to get them.

[feytality]

...Hey, good idea! Let's team up! Widowmaker and Widowbreaker ride together!

[araigneedusoir]

[THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT MAYA.]

I--What? No. I meant the entire team, not just us.

[feytality]

Okay, okay, Widowmaker, Widowbreaker, and the rest of the ragtag team and sidekicks!

[araigneedusoir]

....must you call yourself 'Widowbreaker'?

[feytality]

Well, Widowsteaker is a bit silly...

[and Maya would never be silly]

But I'm open to suggestions! Got any cool codename ideas for me?

This is the funniest thread I've had since I've been here, thank you

[araigneedusoir]

Widowsteaker?

[No she can't sound more exasperated if she tried.]

Why do you really even need one?