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[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[cachemoney]

Well, let's hope not. It's not like I can give you a bad review. [On space Yelp, or whatever.]

So, if I need you, do I just call you... Spider?

[feytality]

What about Spiderwoman? That has a pretty good ring to it, doncha think?

[cachemoney]

We already had one of those.

1/2

[feytality]

Huh? Seriously?! That's so cool!

i'm so sorry to widowmaker's player

[feytality]

Okay, okay, I got it...

Black Widow!

[cachemoney]

Okay, that's not bad.

[feytality]

[PREENS]

And that's not the only awesome code name I've got up my sleeve! I can give you one, too.

[cachemoney]

T-Fay already gave me one, but alright. Let's hear it.

[feytality]

How about...

Specter?!

What the heck I GO TO BED AND COME BACK TO THIS

[araigneedusoir]

[Here she is, none too kindly. Because Dammit Maya.]

Widowmaker. Is my name.

[She doesn't need a codename okay she's got one already.]

never go to bed again, that's the clear solution here

[feytality]

[Her new favorite is speaking???]

Wow, that's a really cool codename! It's kinda close to what I came up with, though...

Apparently.

[araigneedusoir]

Yes. But what you came up with isn't my actual code name.

[There's. No way??? She's going by Black Widow.]

[pummelling]

There's a break between those. Spider [BEAT FOR HYPHEN EMPHASIS] -woman.

By the way, she was transferred to another ALASTAIR branch, but she was definitely with us for a while.

[it's not like he misses Gwen or anything.]

[feytality]

What was she like? Did she have eight arms?! Did she shoot web at everyone!?

[pummelling]

Only two boring arms. Disappointing, right?

She was really sharp. We collaborated on the last mission a handful of times. [She stole his magitek and strongarmed him into being her sidekick.] It was good to have her on Audentes.

[feytality]

She's not really a spiderwoman then, is she?

[Well, history's going to repeat itself... Sidekick]

She sounds really cool! Was she a real life superhero?

[pummelling]

She had spider powers. [I think.] And a spider costume. She was-- never told me her real name or anything.

[Even though he. Eventually guessed. Gwendolyn 'bad at secret identity' Stacy, you never had a chance smh.]

[feytality]

Ugh, I can't believe I missed it! A real life spider woman! When am I ever going to get the chance to see a superhero.... especially one with a spider costume?!

Well, of course not! It's a secret identity thing, right?

[pummelling]

I'm 80% sure we've still got them. [Also, he kind of counts if you consider when he saved the world with #thesquad that one time.]

I get it, but... it's kinda silly when there's less than a hundred people on this team, don't you think?

[feytality]

Like... more than one? Like.. spider people?

Right, especially when there are super geniuses like me around. I'd figure out everyone's secret identity in five seconds!

[stay tuned for Maya thinking Jin is Spiderman]

agidhgsdg I'm sorry

[araigneedusoir]

[She'll give herself that bad review, she's not one to take failure well. At...all really.]

Widowmaker is fine.

[Though she...does answer to Spider too.]

this whole post is out of control, don't worry LMAO

[cachemoney]

Sounds like there's a story there. Do you... make a lot of widows?

[araigneedusoir]

There is, though for now I suppose you could say I have..in a way.

[cachemoney]

[That just makes Fiona laugh -- not in a derisive way, mind; she's really enjoying Widowmaker so far.] Oh, my god, you're so cool.

[araigneedusoir]

That's not something I hear often. [She's...pleased, to say the least.]