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[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

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[aspearation]

Hey! What were you doing snooping around without me?!

[ Big fishter mode, activated... ]

Are you okay?? Did you get hurt? Do I have to go find Papyrus?!

[twinpeak]

[ noooo this is not his favorite mode ]

What—no, what's so dangerous about shifting through a bunch of paperwork? And I'm allowed to snoop with other people if I want to!

[aspearation]

You could have gotten a paper cut, like a really big one! What then?!

[ Okay, she's not actually serious about that. ]

Or you could have gotten caught.

[twinpeak]

Undyne, please, this is me we're talking about. My plans rarely fail me! ... Aaand when they do, I have backup plans.

[aspearation]

But what happens when your backup plan fails?!

[twinpeak]

Ye of little faith. That hurts.

[aspearation]

Yeah well, ye of little stature!! What if, huh? And then you didn't have someone tall with lots of spears to back you up!

[ Okay now she's just hassling him for the fun of it. ]

But uh, hey. You did good, alright?

[twinpeak]

[ THAT HURTS EVEN MORE... ]

Please don't actually spear anyone. [ Undercover, Undyne. They're undercover. ] 'Sides, the what-ifs don't matter anymore. We found some pretty vital info!

[aspearation]

[ She's like, six-foot-three, most people are short to her, alright. ]

Yeah! But uh. What do we do about it? Do we just go... hunt down this missing guy? Start grilling the guy that's still here? ...both?!

[twinpeak]

Both. We can't be so sure he's completely innocent just because he isn't being as noticeably fishy. Plus there's still one more doctor to account for.

[aspearation]

Hey! What's wrong with being fishy?!

[ She gets it. She does. But she's still in big fishter mode, and that means giving him a hard time in every way possible. ]

[twinpeak]

[ —Whoops. ]

Bad choice of words! Fish are great, but I'm trying not to overuse "suspicious" here!

[aspearation]

[ She seems amused, at least; she laughs, loudly at that. Maybe a little too loudly. ]

You're okay, kid! You're okay. But listen, if you go snooping around again, I'm going with you!

[twinpeak]

Haha... Are you that worried about me?

[aspearation]

What're you gonna do if I am?!

[ This is not a thing people usually get aggressive over. Undyne is not usual people... ]

[twinpeak]

Hmmm... It'd have to be something dangerous for sure!

[aspearation]

...like what?

[ Dipper please be careful. ]

[twinpeak]

[ He grins. ]

Oh, you know... Stick a fork in an outlet? Use a blow dryer in the bathtub? Run across a busy road? [ Not that the roads are busy with traffic these days, but details. ] I gotta come up with something better.

[aspearation]

You wouldn't dare.

[ He is playing with fire magic right now... ]

[twinpeak]

I'm serious, Undyne. I've never been more serious in my life.

[ No he isn't. ]

[aspearation]

You know, I think I saw them selling giant hamster balls at the mall. Maybe I should go pick one up!