video; un: fiona

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[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[moneyballer]

[.....oh god this is happening again

he's not qualified to give these kinds of """lessons""" rip]

Um, that's the not kind of smashin' I was talkin' about, M-dawg.

[Not with Jin.]

[pummelling]

[fatality]

He means we're having sex. And also that we're changing the subject.

[moneyballer]

[WORRIEDLY:]

We do not know how old she is-

1/2

[feytality]

.... Oh.

[going p red don't mind her]

[feytality]

..... W-Wait, is that how guys....? Doesn't that hurt?

[like she got the talk so she knows the basics but Mia likely didn't go into the yaoi deets]

[pummelling]

[ELDER GODS HAVE MERCY HE'S NOT GONNA GIVE HER SEX ED RIGHT NOW]

Later, Maya.

1/2

[feytality]

[The yaois are important??]

It's okay, I don't really need to know.

[feytality]

...

[Now she's back to being a lil shit]

Sooo.... You and Asher, huh? He's the goofy oddball who captured your crunchy buff heart?

[pummelling]

[what's he supposed to do when he's caught between two people who cant stay on topic....]

I'm just as confused as you are, but yeah, that weirdo was him. Also later, though.

[feytality]

[Give Into The Idiots]

Fine, but I expect juicy details and Asher's embarrassing secrets!

[pummelling]

There are none. He's not great at keeping the embarrassing secrets secret, if you haven't gathered.

[ok that's a lie but]

By the way, nice work getting all this intel. What the heck did you guys even do? Dig through the trash?

[feytality]

Yeah, but I figured there are some things so embarrassing even he keeps them secret. Like.. A big ol' crush on you!

[She looks pleased at the praise]

Yeah, actually. It was hidden in the hospital trash! [And by that she means she stuck her hands in a biohazard waste bin.... Don't be proud of this, Jin]

1/2

[pummelling]

[he's going to comment on the big embarrassing crush but

oh

my GOD

MAYA??????]

[pummelling]

The hospital trash in the middle of a pandemic--

[MAYA HOLY SHIT]

Did you wear gloves?!

[moneyballer]

[that's just the kind of bitch she is, asher has learned

maya stickyfingers fey]

[pummelling]

[this is why u have gotten tried for murder like 20 times maya what the fuq]

[feytality]

[um no it's how she sAVES THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY ALL THE TIME, thanks]

[the rest is like, 80% crazy murderfamily]

[feytality]

Um.... yyyyes?

[Mostly because she got yelled at by her team, but details]

[pummelling]

Well, we got the Zymandis lead out of that, but. Did no one teach you to not stick your hands into biohazard bins.

[How are you alive, Maya???]

[feytality]

... Is there another kind?

[At least Jin swoops in to save him from this]

[moneyballer]

[Spoken very softly indeed:]

Yes, girl.

[There is.]

[feytality]

[Thanks to you two, she now thinks yaois = intense dick-fencing. GOOD JOB, GUYS]

.... I-I had no idea.

[She's all red now, too]

[moneyballer]

[to be fair.....................]

[feytality]

[what is THERE TO BE FAIR ABOUT????]

[moneyballer]

[that's KIND of the idea

just less painful]