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[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[pummelling]

[what's he supposed to do when he's caught between two people who cant stay on topic....]

I'm just as confused as you are, but yeah, that weirdo was him. Also later, though.

[feytality]

[Give Into The Idiots]

Fine, but I expect juicy details and Asher's embarrassing secrets!

[pummelling]

There are none. He's not great at keeping the embarrassing secrets secret, if you haven't gathered.

[ok that's a lie but]

By the way, nice work getting all this intel. What the heck did you guys even do? Dig through the trash?

[feytality]

Yeah, but I figured there are some things so embarrassing even he keeps them secret. Like.. A big ol' crush on you!

[She looks pleased at the praise]

Yeah, actually. It was hidden in the hospital trash! [And by that she means she stuck her hands in a biohazard waste bin.... Don't be proud of this, Jin]

1/2

[pummelling]

[he's going to comment on the big embarrassing crush but

oh

my GOD

MAYA??????]

[pummelling]

The hospital trash in the middle of a pandemic--

[MAYA HOLY SHIT]

Did you wear gloves?!

[moneyballer]

[that's just the kind of bitch she is, asher has learned

maya stickyfingers fey]

[pummelling]

[this is why u have gotten tried for murder like 20 times maya what the fuq]

[feytality]

[um no it's how she sAVES THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY ALL THE TIME, thanks]

[the rest is like, 80% crazy murderfamily]

[feytality]

Um.... yyyyes?

[Mostly because she got yelled at by her team, but details]

[pummelling]

Well, we got the Zymandis lead out of that, but. Did no one teach you to not stick your hands into biohazard bins.

[How are you alive, Maya???]

[feytality]

People always do it in the movies.... Plus, you never know where you're going to find clues!

[A mystery]

[pummelling]

[maya please.]

Don't believe everything you see in the movies. If you get sick... we don't know how long it'll be until we find a cure.

[Or if we'll find one at all. But he's trying to stay positive, here.]

[feytality]

Don't worry about it! I'm too tough to get sick!

[or more honestly..... better her than like, any of the science team or anyone who can fend off zombies....]

I was training out in the cold, and I didn't even sneeze once.

[that's really not the same thing, Maya]

[pummelling]

That's really not the same thing, Maya.

[feytality]

Well....

[Falters a little, she'd know if she was infected, wouldn't she?]

Look, I'm a spirit medium! In training! I can't really be undead if I'm already all about the dead, right?

[nevermind that the infected are still alive]

[pummelling]

Nice try: they look like they're from some bad zombie flick, but they are actually still alive.

[natch.]

...In training? Can you actually channel spirits or are you still building up to it?

[mk land is so fucking weird tbh that he's not even going to doubt that it's possible....]

[feytality]

It'll be fine, trust me. [And if not, she has faith in Peter and co to find a cure]

[Guess who doesn't know 3/4ths of science team is infected!]

[There's a bit of hesitation since she really screwed the pooch on this]

....I can, but.... I was having a little..... um, I need to train.

[pummelling]

I hope so. You're kind of a handful even when you aren't a zombie. [He grins when he says it, though.

too bad this mission is gonna become an even bigger disaster very soon oops]

So you're still learning's what you mean.

[he's been there, kid.]

[feytality]

Even if I was a zombie, you'd just have to scrounge up some beef burgers and it'll be enough to satisfy me. I've got multiple stomachs, but none of them are for human flesh!

[Jin you dick, she grins anyway]

....Kind of, yeah. But! I've been trying to train here... it's just that there are no waterfalls around.