video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

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never go to bed again, that's the clear solution here

[feytality]

[Her new favorite is speaking???]

Wow, that's a really cool codename! It's kinda close to what I came up with, though...

Apparently.

[araigneedusoir]

Yes. But what you came up with isn't my actual code name.

[There's. No way??? She's going by Black Widow.]

|D

[feytality]

But thanks to me, you have the idea.....

[Pause for effect]

Widowmaker!!

[araigneedusoir]

[Stunned silence.

What does she even say to this???]

Right.

[Smooth.]

[feytality]

[how has Maya stunned her into near speechlessness....]

Do you think we could match? Maybe I could be... Widowbreaker!

[That doesn't even make sense, Maya]

[araigneedusoir]

[She literally does. Not know how to handle her.

At all.]

What.

[Maya please]

[feytality]

You know! Widowmaker and Widowbreaker! We'd be an awesome and awesomly named duo!

[araigneedusoir]

[Why is she even entertaining this, this is an even worse idea.]

And what would you bring to the table?

[feytality]

My adorable looks, my super stealthy skills, my pure awesomeness, my sharp intellect....

[And those 100% true things are only the beginning]

[araigneedusoir]

[She hums out an 'uh-huh.']

I see.

[feytality]

I could go on. But you're pretty convinced of how cool I am by now, right?

[araigneedusoir]

[No. She's really not. She'll judge when she sees all this in action out in the field.]

I'm not that easy to convince, telling me your skills is good. But proving is better.

[Just not now.]

[feytality]

What about my adorable charm and winning smile? You can see that already, can't you?

[araigneedusoir]

[What she has in mind to say is not appropriate for making friends and keeping them so she doesn't, but remains thankful only audio is being picked up.]

Yes, I very much can.

[feytality]

[Clearly Widowmaker knows where it's at]

There you go! I've already proven two of my most valuable skills.

[it sounds like a brag but it's kind of sad tbh]

[araigneedusoir]

I suppose you have.

[She's not even sure what to think at this point.]

[feytality]

And that's just the tip of the iceberg! You'll see for yourself, when we team up and kick butt.

[You did this to yourself, Widowmaker]