video; un: fiona

[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[feytality]

Maybe you should take 'em. You know, for evidence.

[araigneedusoir]

If I had any want to go back there.

[feytality]

It's for the mission!

Or tell me where they are and I'll find them.

[Bad Idea]

[araigneedusoir]

[SHE KNOWS THIS IS A BAD IDEA MAYA NO.]

I. Would not advise it.

[feytality]

But we gotta get 'em somehow! They're probably important!

[araigneedusoir]

Then if we go back as a team maybe we'll have a chance to get them.

[feytality]

...Hey, good idea! Let's team up! Widowmaker and Widowbreaker ride together!

[araigneedusoir]

[THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT MAYA.]

I--What? No. I meant the entire team, not just us.

[feytality]

Okay, okay, Widowmaker, Widowbreaker, and the rest of the ragtag team and sidekicks!

[araigneedusoir]

....must you call yourself 'Widowbreaker'?

[feytality]

Well, Widowsteaker is a bit silly...

[and Maya would never be silly]

But I'm open to suggestions! Got any cool codename ideas for me?

This is the funniest thread I've had since I've been here, thank you

[araigneedusoir]

Widowsteaker?

[No she can't sound more exasperated if she tried.]

Why do you really even need one?

awwww i'm really glad you're enjoying it

[feytality]

See what I mean? Silly.

[Perish the thought!]

Because "Windowmaker" is super cool! And I want a super cool codename, too!

[araigneedusoir]

I was thinking more absurd.

[She's not used to people telling her that name is cool, so it tempers her exasperation slightly.

So fine, maybe she'll just let it go...for now.]

I suppose you could just go by yours until I think of a better one.

[feytality]

Same difference.

[That's how it all starts, Windowmaker]

Alright! I'm counting on you, fellow Widow! Hit me with your best show!

[araigneedusoir]

[Hilarious.]

In time.

[feytality]

But not too long. You gotta make me a widow!

[that's not what that phrase means but okay Maya]