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[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[pummelling]

Only two boring arms. Disappointing, right?

She was really sharp. We collaborated on the last mission a handful of times. [She stole his magitek and strongarmed him into being her sidekick.] It was good to have her on Audentes.

[feytality]

She's not really a spiderwoman then, is she?

[Well, history's going to repeat itself... Sidekick]

She sounds really cool! Was she a real life superhero?

[pummelling]

She had spider powers. [I think.] And a spider costume. She was-- never told me her real name or anything.

[Even though he. Eventually guessed. Gwendolyn 'bad at secret identity' Stacy, you never had a chance smh.]

[feytality]

Ugh, I can't believe I missed it! A real life spider woman! When am I ever going to get the chance to see a superhero.... especially one with a spider costume?!

Well, of course not! It's a secret identity thing, right?

[pummelling]

I'm 80% sure we've still got them. [Also, he kind of counts if you consider when he saved the world with #thesquad that one time.]

I get it, but... it's kinda silly when there's less than a hundred people on this team, don't you think?

[feytality]

Like... more than one? Like.. spider people?

Right, especially when there are super geniuses like me around. I'd figure out everyone's secret identity in five seconds!

[stay tuned for Maya thinking Jin is Spiderman]

[pummelling]

[He's about to say that no, there aren't any spider-people, when he remembers that there is literally a woman named Widowmaker on the team. Whose thread he's just jacked. Oops.] Well, there's this woman. I meant superheroes.

[maya no]

Tell me how that goes.

[feytality]

[Maya yes]

Alright, it's settled! When this zombie stuff is settled, you and I are gonna go superhero hunting! Get your secret identity finding goggles ready! We're gonna hit up every mousy glasses-type on the team!

[pummelling]

Wait, "we"? [MAYA, STILL NO....]

I think the alter egos are silly, but that doesn't mean you have to actually hunt them down.

[feytality]

Um, duh! I need a super partner for my super mission!

[At least she isn't outright calling him her sidekick yet]

Awww, come on, you don't know I don't mean it like that! We could even help them keep their secret identity under wraps.