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[cachemoney]

[Fiona is a little out of breath, like she just hustled very quickly away from somewhere. Which she did, but that's neither here nor there. The background behind her is some innocuous wood panelling; she's in a house.]

Okay. So. Crunch time. Things are getting nuts out there, if you didn't notice. We are gonna wind up super screwed if we don't hop to figuring out what the hell to do.

[She holds up a vial. It has some alien writing on it, as well as a familiar symbol on the label.]

We found this inside the hospital. A shit-ton of them, actually. So who wants to find out what Zymandis asshole is responsible for this mess and beat an antidote out of them?



[ ooc. PS, maya, hanzo, and mccree might show up in your threads. feel free to threadjack as well! ]

Comments

[predomination]

The only ways we've found to extract them would be painful even to people who aren't playing host to them. It's not really something we can just subject a massive amount of people to.

[feytality]

What about putting salt in their ears?

[predomination]

[.... well.]

Um. Well. I don't think anyone's tried that one.

[it probably won't work, but she's so cute. why would he crush her dreams.]

[feytality]

[how did you get "she's so cute" out of that, Urahara...]

Then let's be the first! If there are any gross bugs in there, that'll send 'em packing!

[predomination]

[his pseudo-daughter uses a bazooka as a weapon, so... he's got some problems.]

I'll leave the weaponization of all the salt shakers in Woodhurst to you, Maya-san~

[feytality]

[evidently.]

You can count on me! No slugs are hanging out in people's brains on my watch!