text; un: shitpost king

[hedonistic]

sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so

let's play never have i ever

which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)

if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible

so i'll start us off

never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)





(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)



ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster

Comments

c: also omg i totally thought she meant haku

[hedonistic]

AW MAN there was a dragon on this team and i missed him???

[this is so #rude]

it was a sneaky plural, she means laedo and haku /laughs into hands

[onethousen]

People transfer between teams pretty often. You never know, he might be transferred back one day, or you might end up on his team. There was also someone who had really pretty scales, but I don't think he was a dragon?

The other one I know is from home.

o i c

[hedonistic]

omg
you know TWO dragons

[That's 200% more than Kagari and he is super fuckin jelly. Of a ten-year-old. yea.]

so what kind of dragon was the one from home
did that one breathe fire

[someone is a bit hung up on the firebreathing over here]

[onethousen]

Kohaku doesn't breathe fire that I know, but he can fly and he knows magic. Wind and water? He might know something about fire, too, but I'm not sure. I don't know so much about the magic in the Spirit Realm.

[hedonistic]

everything about those two sentences is so awesome
mad jealous

what's a spirit realm, is that where your world'd dragons come from?
wait did you GO there, holy crap
what was it like!!!

[why couldn't he have ended up in a spirit realm, that would've been way more awesome than getting picked up by ALASTAIR.]

[onethousen]

Oh, um, the Spirit Realm is the place where spirits are from? Or where they live away from the Human World. Humans aren't really supposed to go there, except after they die, and even then they're passing through, I think. I'm not sure. The dragons I met had been in both worlds. They were at the Bath House because they needed somewhere to relax away from humans. Or that's what I was told. We helped get all the litter out of one dragon... their river was polluted by a lot of what people would dump into it. The poor spirit had to carry that all around until it was properly soaked and cleaned up.

[hedonistic]

wait so
there's a bath house for spirits between like, your two worlds
and you get to work there?

[That should probably be more concerning, considering she's obviously a kid, but Kagari's thoughts about childhood are kind of warped for obvious reasons, and it just seems like such an awesome job, What Could Possibly Go Wrong.]

what's the coolest spirit you ever saw
wait no, second coolest, the first spot has to go to the dragon

[onethousen]

The coolest? I don't know, but Lin-san and Kamaji-san?

The bath house isn't between worlds. It's in the Spirit Realm, close to one of the borders to the Human World. I had to work there or I'd get transformed into a pig and eaten, like my parents were. Oh, um, transformed! I got them back! They didn't get eaten!

[hedonistic]

[ . . . ]

what

[onethousen]

What to which part?

[hedonistic]

idek
all of it
let's start with the pigs

[onethousen]

My parents were turned into pigs because they ate food meant for the spirits. Yubaba threatened to turn me into one too, but I asked for work first, and she had to give me a job.

[hedonistic]

uh
well
okay then

[hazards of thought-typing: that moment when you encounter something you don't really have proper words for.]

so who are lin and kamaji

[onethousen]

Lin is one of the bath house workers. She showed me what I needed to do, and really watched out for me. Kamaji ran the boilers. He's really kind too. Grumpy, but I think he's allowed to be, working down there so hard as he does.

[hedonistic]

so are they working there to avoid getting eaten too or