Shuusei Kagari (
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futurology2017-03-05 03:01 am
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sup nerds
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so
let's play never have i ever
which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)
if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible
so i'll start us off
never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)
(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)
ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster
sorry to interrupt everyone's doom and gloom party over here, but with the whole zombie apocalypse thing going down outside, there's about 90% less shit to actually do and i'm super fucking bored, so
let's play never have i ever
which, if ur one of the stone age people, goes like this:
u post something u have never done
other people reply
threadjacking is encouraged
if u ever did the thing u gotta post urself taking a sip of booze of ur choice
(or u can just go honor system i guess if u want, i'm not the boss of u)
if ur like a tiny baby or are a lame person who doesn't drink u can have water or soda instead
the challenge for u is to avoid peeing as long as possible
so i'll start us off
never have i ever....had an urge to chomp on human flesh (◡‿◡✿)
(no i'm kidding. i'm kidding, that's not the real one. u can put down ur torches and pitchforks lmao)
ok here's the real real one: never have i ever been on a roller coaster
no subject
He almost doesn't even reply at all, ready to knock out the rest of his alcohol stash in one go and deal with this never. You're a person. On some level, they're words Kagari has always wanted to hear--he just never thought they'd hurt so much when he finally did.
This was a mistake, he realizes. He shouldn't have told her anything. Really, he doesn't even belong here, among all these wide-eyed idealists who want to be heroes.]
that's the thing though
i'm not free here, either
not really
and the life i had in japan? it was shitty, but it was mine
i knew the rules, and the people who were in it understood what it was like
[But -- he appreciates the sentiment, as uncomfortable as it makes him.]
no subject
[then a couple of minutes looking at his response. And, finally:]
hey
we should hang out
i know stuff's crazy but i have some movies where are you
no subject
u know upshur's place?
i've been shacking up with him and his scruffy sadsack roomie
i'll be expecting those zombie parrots
[look, he's Gotta, ok, he can only be so open and sincere in one go before he returns to the trashcan where he belongs.]
-> action?????
[And he's not refusing, so #yolo. It's not like there's much she can do to change his home situation. But she's here now, she can do this much, can't she? Provide him with some distraction and fun]
no idea!! send me directions and I'll be right there
yaaaaaargh, polly want some steak brains!
[Apparently that was supposed to be a parrot]
maybe a handwave, this time if that's ok 8|a;
man
i wonder if you could make steak out of brains
there's probably a zombie movie out there that's done it
see ya in a few, maya-chan