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[hedonistic]

man i was originally gonna bitch about finally getting my gaming handheld without any way to charge it but

we're like, literally in neko atsume right now so i can't even be mad

can we make cat planet our new home base, it's pretty much objectively superior to oska in every way
except the magic kitchen i guess

still
talking cat planet

[kagari has #priorities]

so, did anyone else get offered catnip
or more to the point, did anyone actually try it
because i'm legitimately fucking tempted ngl

Comments

[hedonistic]

hahaha that moment where being short pays off
but yeah they should keep a stash for their alien visitors, that would make this place almost perfect

oh my god, cat gambling would be amazing though
what do you think they'd wager
fish
milk
catnip

[endeudado]

I'm a little jealous. I'm having to crouch down everywhere I go. I'm gonna get a crick in my neck at this rate.

[ #TallPersonProblems ]

It's gotta be catnip. I'm surprised they don't charge more for the stuff if it gets 'em high, the jurda trade is huge in Ketterdam.

[hedonistic]

u could always try walking on all fours ☆～（ゝ。∂）

but anyway these cats are mostly like, Uptight Scholar Cats right

[an unholy mixture of kou-chan and gino-san in cat-form, basically]

maybe it's Technically Frowned Upon
like how alcohol is back home
(yes i Know, japan sucks)

[endeudado]

Hah! Yeah, right. Then I'll really turn some heads.

[ He can't even say it was a bad joke... he laughed. ]

What, really? People don't drink where you're from?

[ what's a japan..... ]

[hedonistic]

weeeeell it's not that nobody does
alcohol's still legal, and a few bars and clubs still exist
it's just that people don't want to risk addiction
mental health's real important where i'm from, see
getting hooked on booze would be a quick way to get yourself marked a latent criminal

[endeudado]

[ Mental... health? So like headaches, right. Jesper will just pretend he understood the first part. ]

"Latent criminal"? What, cause of a little booze? That's kind of a stretch.

[ Everyone in Ketterdam would be locked up, yikes. ]

Your world has something against criminals? I'd be in some real trouble there, man.

[hedonistic]

[It's still a little weird, how people can openly admit to criminality here. As if it just doesn't matter...he can't help the bitterness that seeps up around the edges.]

yeah u would probably be dead ngl
at the least u wouldn't be walking free
best case scenario u end up being a hunting dog for the government, to catch other people ~unfit for society~
on the plus side, no reason to avoid drinking (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[endeudado]

[ Jesper is a crime teen who runs and lives with a gang, the thought of people being shy about that stuff is so weird to him. But then he lives in the Barrel, you have to resort to crime to survive there... ]

Saints, that sounds pretty damn boring. We have the Council of Tides back home, but they're actually in charge, they don't let anybody push 'em around...

[ Your world sounds just plain awful, dude. ]

[hedonistic]

u get used to it
besides sometimes cases end up having pretty interesting nutjobs behind them
like the one who liked to murder her classmates to make art pieces out of them

or the tech industry giant who liked to hunt people like wild animals in his creepy underground death arena

oooor the one who'd murder people to take over their avatars on the internet
...whiiiich u probably don't know what that means but idk how to describe that one
sorry bro

[endeudado]

Damn. Talk about a bunch of whack jobs.

[ He didn't get that last one but the others were pretty self-explanatory. ]

Is that what you did back home? Hunt down freaky killers?

[hedonistic]

not JUST murderers
like i said once u get labeled a latent criminal ur not allowed to be part of society anymore
most of the time that just means they trip one of the street scanners and a drone comes to take them away, or to therapy if they're not too far gone yet
but sometimes they'll resist arrest and do something stupid like kidnap a woman as a hostage and that's where we come in

[endeudado]

That sounds super crazy, your world kinda sucks, man.

[ No... offense? ]