text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

Comments

[heroforhobby]

I wouldn't sound like this if they didn't all snub me so much!

[Animals inexplicably don't like him, even when he's nice and saving them from rampaging monsters!]

[fourscores]

And you have considered that if you ask them and they say no, that perhaps they do not wish to be pet?

[heroforhobby]

I've learned that already, yeah.

[After a few cat shouts and almost being arrested...]

That's why I need some advice!

[fourscores]

Should you not just respect their wishes?

[heroforhobby]

well it's not like I'm trying to pet the same cats over and over again or anything *WEIRD* like that

[fourscores]

Yet they are all clearly giving you the same response. Perhaps you should simply respect that none of them may want to be pet. I am certain you can find something else fluffy to satisfy your desires. Perhaps a yordle will show up.

[heroforhobby]

...yordle?

[fourscores]

Tiny balls of fur, glee, and magic. I'm certain if one were to show up, they'd let you pet them.

[heroforhobby]

Fur, glee and magic...

[He repeats, unsure.]

Sounds like something outta a cartoon.

[fourscores]

Never seen any cartoons, so I'll take your word for it. Fortunately, or unfortunately, they are very much real.

[heroforhobby]

What's wrong with 'em?

[The way this guy is talking about them they don't seem as particularly pet-worthy as cats.]

[fourscores]

There's nothing wrong with them.

[heroforhobby]

Ah. The way you were talking about em sounded like they were annoying or something.

[fourscores]

They can be, but that really depends on the yordle. They have personalities much as any human does.

[heroforhobby]

So....just like a cat.

[Sounds like he'd have no luck there, either.]

[fourscores]

Similar, but far nicer to people on a whole.