text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

Comments

[hundredths]

[truly it's such a nice life...he'll never know how fortunate he is]

Oh...words with a lot of hissing in them, okay....

[mob what does that even mean--]

Don't cats hiss at things when they're scared? Maybe they're scared of you...

[heroforhobby]

[The sad thing is, that logic suits Saitama just fine. Almost as if they were both created by the same person or something??]

I just want to pet them, what's so scary about that.

[hundredths]

[NAH THAT COULDNT BE IT that'd be like if they were fandom cousins or something!!! preposterous]

I don't know...that shouldn't be very scary? But it does sound like they think so, for some reason.

Are you a scary person? [wow mob go right for the throat why don't you]

[heroforhobby]

[The reply he gets to this is a selfie, but it's poorly framed and a little blurry, like he did it in a lackadaisical hurry, yet there's still an impressive reflection of the sun coming off his bald head, which you would think would lure cats to him.]

[hundredths]

[!!! ah, the stranger is revealed...?!]

Oh. Is this you? [flaws inherent in thought-texting: making an already minimal mind-to-mouth filter nonexistent] Shiny...

[heroforhobby]

What's it to you if the sun was in the photo???

[Clearly a lie.]

[hundredths]

[CLEARLY.........but it's ok mob is clearly lied to a lot in his life. he also sort of feels like he can tell a strained lie when he sees one, these days...

so, much like he usually does, he'll just. leave it be.]

Ah...I guess the sun really is bright today, that's true.....

Um, from what I can tell you don't look very scary to me either. I'm not a cat, though...so I'm not sure. Do you think there's anything about you that might be scary to cats?

[heroforhobby]

No clue. Maybe they're just prejudice to bald people, too.

[hundredths]

Is there a lot of prejudice to bald people here...?

[News to him if so, honestly. Though sure, he knows it can be mortifying when it happens accidentally rip Hanazawa's hair that one time ah, but in a place this this...

Well, apparently he's learning a lot today, either way.]

But that might be one thing? I don't know. Do you know other bald people you could ask?

[heroforhobby]

I
[The longest pause.]
No.

[hundredths]

Oh.

[Ah.

Awkward.........]


I'm sorry...

[heroforhobby]

It's OK. Not like it's your fault.

[hundredths]

Yeah, I guess it isn't...

I'm still sorry anyway, though. Especially if it has anything to do with cats avoiding you...that would be really unlucky.