text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

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[heroforhobby]

It's settled then. You can watch me eat ice cream or noodles, too, if I feel like it.

[iomnic]

Oh, I had forgotten about ice cream! I had not had nearly as much of it as I wanted to, when I was a human.

[...]

But that is in the past.

[He misses ice cream.]

[heroforhobby]

[He smirks to himself, amused by a robot's repressed love of food.]

Okay. We can stop talking about food then.

[iomnic]

Please.

[It's so torturous.]

[heroforhobby]

[He lays there in content silence, propping one leg on his knee to idly kick his foot in the air. After a minute or two, he says casual, but playful:]

Soda's pretty good, too.

[iomnic]

[ He wants to be mad about bringing it back up again, but at the same time: ]

I did not like soda. Too fizzy.

[heroforhobby]

[How can anyone be mad at Caped Baldy?]

Yeah? You burp a lot?

[iomnic]

...

[heroforhobby]

So, "yes" then.

[iomnic]

It is a yes.

[ you're the WORST, SAITAMA. ]

[heroforhobby]

Haha.

[He sits up, grinning down at him.]

Okay, I'll stop now, for real.

[iomnic]

You said that last time.

[heroforhobby]

[Holds out his pinky.]

Pinky swear I will.

[iomnic]

Oh! Hah- I have not done this in quite some time.

[ Chill Zen it's just a pinky swear. Still, he holds out his pinky. ]

[heroforhobby]

Haha, calm down, it's just a pinky swear.

[Is there an echo in here? But he still reaches in and hooks his finger with Zenyatta's.]