text; un: saitama

[heroforhobby]

Quick!!

There's only a day and a half left!

how have you been getting cats to let you pet them???

[Morality discussions? People worried about going into yet another fight? Not as important as Saitama's goal to pet at least one cat, like, c'mon. Please advise or troll!]

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[iomnic]

Ignore them.

Okay it's Zenyatta, he'll Video back

[heroforhobby]

What? That's the opposite of the advice I need!

[iomnic]

It is what you need to do.

[heroforhobby]

Is this some weird zen lesson you're trying to teach me right now??

[iomnic]

[ ... ]

No.

[heroforhobby]

Are you sure?

[iomnic]

Are you asking me if I am unsure if I am giving advice?

[heroforhobby]

Yes.

[What's your point, Zenyatta?]

[iomnic]

Then ignore me.

[heroforhobby]

Wait, what?

[Okay, now he's making a face like a confused puppy. Please explain, Zenyatta.]

[iomnic]

I have told you what you need to know, but I cannot help you if you do not trust me.

[heroforhobby]

[Wow, thanks for turning the guilt back on Saitama.]

I trust you fine. I just don't know what you mean. How does ignoring them help me?

[iomnic]

Cats do not like attention in the way you want to give them attention. It seems desperate.

[ Honestly, you seem a little desperate, Saitama. ]

[heroforhobby]

There's been times I wasn't trying to pet them and they didn't come to me then, either.

[He is. He is desperate. It's a little sad, but being on a whole cat planet and cats disliking him here, too, is almost mind blowing.]

[iomnic]

Did you look at them frequently?

[heroforhobby]

If I saw them, maybe? [Beat.] Cats like to avoid me, I guess.

[iomnic]

That may just be it. I am sorry, Saitama.

[heroforhobby]

[Sighs.]

I was hoping if they were smarter they wouldn't be snobby like cats back home.

[iomnic]

[Instead, he just laughs.]

[heroforhobby]

He-hey!

[Is he laughing at him?? Why??]

What the heck's so funny!

its this expression but you know not human

[iomnic]

You are.

so still nearly impossible for him to read, got it

[heroforhobby]

...I was being funny?

wow

[iomnic]

Since when has "gaining the ability to speak" come along with the trait "less snobby"?

B)

[heroforhobby]

Ah... true. I guess there's a lot of snobby humans, too.

[Not exactly the point Zenyatta is making, but close enough, right?]

[iomnic]

[ Basically, though. ]

It also helps being very warm. I think there is something about being made of metal, and warmth, that attracts them to me.