text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

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text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Yeah, the no-card thing.
Kind of a bummer.

Anyhow, sorry you gotta celebrate your anniversary in here. Not real romantic.

[heavyhitter]

yeah, i could have beat myself three times at hang man draw by now
you don't have teleporting cards or anything do you

and thanks, i'll get over it with a few years of therapy

[fateality]

Punchout, if I had any cards, I'd have used them already.

I'm sure you'll somehow manage to get over it. Deep in my heart, I believe in you.

[heavyhitter]

ugh
fine, then just tell me how life is on the outside
do the people still remember me

[fateality]

We're having a party. It's great. There's a pinata.
This tequila? Also amazing.

Remember? Ramir who?

[heavyhitter]

ughhhh
beat the shit out of the piñata in memory of me

hey also, question, do you know morse code?

[fateality]

Yes ma'am.

Sure. Why you asking?

[heavyhitter]

can you teach me?

[fateality]

Probably. Why do you even wanna learn something like that?

[heavyhitter]

i'm gonna send sigma naughty messages through the wall, if he gets himself stuck in here too
and if he doesn't i'm gonna do it anyway, but through the network