text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

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text; un: hound

[ofobedience]

You too, then.

[heavyhitter]

oh hey are you my neighbor
how's it going over there
any song requests

[ofobedience]

Well, I can hear you. Enhanced hearing, and all that. Ha ha. I don't think I have any feasible requests, though. I only know classical.

text; un: hemlock

[unholey]

Re: music

Anything by Hendrix is good. Queen too. Speaking of Queen, I have an important question. Is the law of "Everyone Knows Bohemian Rhapsody" still in effect, even in another universe?

Re: the jewel comms

I think you should be fine as long as you don't draw attention to yourself while you use it.

Re: break-in

Probably not a good idea. Even if we managed to bust you out, we'd have to hide you somewhere. Which would end up being like solitary anyway.

Re: anniversary

The circumstances are pretty shitty, but congrats to the two of you. You met while on the team, right?

[heavyhitter]

oh my god
i'd complain about this but i have literally nothing better to do than respond to each and every point

music: yes
but i think i only heard the original version like twice

jewel comms: honestly i'm pretty sure i could be doing voice and they'd just think i was losing my mind and ignore it, i've built up that kind of a rep
i guess that's my silver lining

break-in: fucking do it anyway

anniversary: thanks, and yeah. we were supposed to be stargazing for science in chantes but there were no stars and it was cold, so we just went back to the inn and made a pillowfort

text. un: schbrodingers cat

[12inches]

[ ................... ]

shit wait you've been texting me all morning and you didn't even remind me???

[heavyhitter]

you think they let me keep my phone?? i just remembered, alright [ and took it straight to the network rather than to sigma? yes. ]

[text | user: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

At the moment, I feel the entire work of Mr. Johnny Cash to be very applicable.

Have you asked to purchase a guitar?

(And happy anniversary!!)

[heavyhitter]

mr who
a guitar guy, i'm gonna go out on a limb and assume

(thanks, i'll save that for when it sucks less though)

text; un: kurashiki

[18x0]

Oh my gosh, Sigma didn't tell me he has a girlfriend! Congratulations on the anniversary!

[heavyhitter]

yeah he's pretty ashamed of me
usually i'm kept in the basement and only let out at night

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Yeah, the no-card thing.
Kind of a bummer.

Anyhow, sorry you gotta celebrate your anniversary in here. Not real romantic.

[heavyhitter]

yeah, i could have beat myself three times at hang man draw by now
you don't have teleporting cards or anything do you

and thanks, i'll get over it with a few years of therapy

text; un: OKAMI

[whatshimadayou]

Most of the songs I know are in Japanese. Or a pirate shanty. Or Jesse's silly country music.
In any case, if they are willing to give you paper, I could attempt to instruct you on folding origami.

[heavyhitter]

hell i'd take any of those, you're really underestimating the boredom in here

how likely would you say paper is..... i'm gonna say not very

TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

♪ ♫ Like the legend of the phoenix
All ends with beginnings
What keeps the planet spinning
The force of love beginning

We've come too far to give up who we are
So let's raise the bar and our cups to the stars

She's up all night 'til the sun
I'm up all night to get some
She's up all night for good fun
I'm up all night to get lucky ♩ ♬

[heavyhitter]

you know you're gonna have to actually sing it for me

un: fiona

[cachemoney]

Ha ha
"Go down"

[heavyhitter]

oh
damn i'm an innuendo genius and i didn't even realize it

text; un: anonymous

[skelepun]

hey there slick. sorry to hear you aren't adjusting to prison life as seamlessly as the rest of us.

but hey, outta curiosity, would this count as repaying the favor i owe ya?

[heavyhitter]

that depends, what part

text | un: hero

[shapethefuture]

I don't think anyone figured that this is how any of it would go down.

[heavyhitter]

yeah i'm sure a lot of us were expecting more sex and glamour
instead of, you know, the opposite
oh well c'est la vie, right

and lets pretend this isnt late like lets just go ahead and do that

[iomnic]

Meditation.

It is not a song, but it is what I would recommend to you in this situation.

[heavyhitter]

uugggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh