text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

Comments

text; un: hound

[ofobedience]

You too, then.

text; un: hemlock

[unholey]

Re: music

Anything by Hendrix is good. Queen too. Speaking of Queen, I have an important question. Is the law of "Everyone Knows Bohemian Rhapsody" still in effect, even in another universe?

Re: the jewel comms

I think you should be fine as long as you don't draw attention to yourself while you use it.

Re: break-in

Probably not a good idea. Even if we managed to bust you out, we'd have to hide you somewhere. Which would end up being like solitary anyway.

Re: anniversary

The circumstances are pretty shitty, but congrats to the two of you. You met while on the team, right?

[heavyhitter]

oh hey are you my neighbor
how's it going over there
any song requests

text. un: schbrodingers cat

[12inches]

[ ................... ]

shit wait you've been texting me all morning and you didn't even remind me???

[ofobedience]

Well, I can hear you. Enhanced hearing, and all that. Ha ha. I don't think I have any feasible requests, though. I only know classical.

[heavyhitter]

oh my god
i'd complain about this but i have literally nothing better to do than respond to each and every point

music: yes
but i think i only heard the original version like twice

jewel comms: honestly i'm pretty sure i could be doing voice and they'd just think i was losing my mind and ignore it, i've built up that kind of a rep
i guess that's my silver lining

break-in: fucking do it anyway

anniversary: thanks, and yeah. we were supposed to be stargazing for science in chantes but there were no stars and it was cold, so we just went back to the inn and made a pillowfort

[heavyhitter]

you think they let me keep my phone?? i just remembered, alright [ and took it straight to the network rather than to sigma? yes. ]

[heavyhitter]

ok well i'm not doing any opera so i guess you're out of luck then
that was my dad's thing, you shoulda seen his range
or heard it
whatever

[ofobedience]

A pity. It would have made this less tedious. But right now I'm not exactly in a position to be fussy.

[heavyhitter]

ok well you had your chance for suggestions
we're going for round 11 of district gasoline

[ but hey, she does at least have a pretty good voice; the repetition might be torment but the singing itself isn't ]

[ofobedience]

[To be fair, the repetition is an improvement on being alone with his thoughts. this way he at least has something to focus on.]

Ah, that one again. But I suppose I can't complain. And you sing it well enough.

[text | user: METTATON]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

At the moment, I feel the entire work of Mr. Johnny Cash to be very applicable.

Have you asked to purchase a guitar?

(And happy anniversary!!)

text; un: kurashiki

[18x0]

Oh my gosh, Sigma didn't tell me he has a girlfriend! Congratulations on the anniversary!

[12inches]

[ thanks........ ]

i can't say you've ever had anything less then impeccable timing...

you think if I ask reeeally nice they'd come let me say hi

text; un: cardmaster

[fateality]

Yeah, the no-card thing.
Kind of a bummer.

Anyhow, sorry you gotta celebrate your anniversary in here. Not real romantic.

text; un: OKAMI

[whatshimadayou]

Most of the songs I know are in Japanese. Or a pirate shanty. Or Jesse's silly country music.
In any case, if they are willing to give you paper, I could attempt to instruct you on folding origami.

[heavyhitter]

[ it's hard to sing and thought-text, so this only comes after she gets bored of the song and drops it mid-chorus ]

yeah i know right
seriously though is classical ALL you like

[heavyhitter]

yeah definitely
just saunter right over and

no i can't even fuck around with that, don't you end up in here too

[heavyhitter]

mr who
a guitar guy, i'm gonna go out on a limb and assume

(thanks, i'll save that for when it sucks less though)

[heavyhitter]

yeah he's pretty ashamed of me
usually i'm kept in the basement and only let out at night

[heavyhitter]

yeah, i could have beat myself three times at hang man draw by now
you don't have teleporting cards or anything do you

and thanks, i'll get over it with a few years of therapy

[ofobedience]

[He can wait. he has plenty of time on his hands right now. Hahah]

Well. I haven't had much experience with anything else.

[heavyhitter]

hell i'd take any of those, you're really underestimating the boredom in here

how likely would you say paper is..... i'm gonna say not very

[heavyhitter]

are you from some horrible apocalyptic world that didn't have anything but country
and have you also completely managed to avoid any music while you're with alastair

[ofobedience]

Rest assured, I've never heard of country, never mind listened to it. Although I did reside underground until ending up on Audentes.

[I mean he probably heard some industrial and metal stuff in passing whilst stalking around the underground, but in the Below? Yeah. Just classical.]

And whilst I wouldn't say I've avoided it since joining ALASTAIR, I haven't given it much consideration either.