text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

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[heavyhitter]

come on it's fine i'll just play it with more of the magic and less of the tek
you know, in my head
i got this

AUDIO.

[selfimage]

Sigh.

[ because she sure can hear that sigh.

there's a pause, a long one as Loki takes his time to find some Norn-forsaken corner away from the prying eyes of their fellow inmates. it takes that plus a silencing spell before he even dreams of clicking on the audio.

then there's an ahem to get her attention. ]

Happy?

[ then he starts making some mouth-dubstep, as if expecting her to start. ]

[heavyhitter]

[ she waits expectantly ... and then keeps waiting ... then finally there's a sigh on her end, too ]

i hope you're not waiting on me
you know i don't know this song, right

[selfimage]

...


[ then, full stop. ]

Well, I did give you the lyrics, but if you're feel self-conscious, I suppose that I can take the full brunt.

[ and he straightens his voice. ]

[heavyhitter]

[ and she keeps waiting, but this time heavy on the anticipation ]

you're gonna do great!
and if you don't no one's gonna judge TOO bad, probably

[selfimage]

Just remember that you owe me.

[ and he goes into it like he's standing on a stage at karaoke. in fact, even without an accompaniment, he's not that bad. he goes through the verses, and might even be doing a little jig on the other side.

it ends with a bad voice replication of funky guitars. ]

[heavyhitter]

yesssss!
that was beautiful, i'm crying tears of joy over here, bravo etc!
you even did the guitars... i definitely owe you