text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

Comments

[shapethefuture]

More or less.
Didn't even get to enjoy myself.

[heavyhitter]

aw that's so fucking sad
listen, if i figure out how to make toilet hooch in here i'll give the first dibs to you

[shapethefuture]

[Too bad this is text. Nyx huffs a laugh on his end.]

How thoughtful.
But I wouldn't want to deprive you of your hard work.

[heavyhitter]

naw it's alright, alcohol doesn't really work on me anymore
plus it's toilet hooch, that sounds disgusting

[shapethefuture]

That's either amazing or really depressing.
Considering what someone uses to make it?
Yeah. Disgusting and probably would eat through your gut.

[heavyhitter]

depressing
it's definitely depressing
i'll never wake up with a hangover again, and that might sound nice but let me tell you, you don't know what you got until it's gone

[shapethefuture]

I'm not a fan of hangovers, but I get it.
This is definitely something I don't want to deal with entirely sober.

[heavyhitter]

hey i made my offer
seriously though i've been here just about forever, if you got any questions lemme know



and i mean on audentes, not in jail

[shapethefuture]

I was going to wait to ask questions.
You don't know who is paying attention or listening in.

[heavyhitter]

don't worry, we're on cat bullshit. half technology half magic, so far no one's been able to figure out how the hell to hack something like that
but hey if you wanna do the paranoid thing, i won't stop you

[shapethefuture]

A different kind of Magitek then. That's trustworthy.
Skeptical more than paranoid.
That doesn't mean I might not ask a question or two, if you're really up for it.

[heavyhitter]

sure thing
hit me, see if you can relieve the boredom

[shapethefuture]

Are these guys serious? "Carrying out the timeline to ensure the wellbeing of the multiverse."
Do they really expect anyone to believe that?

[heavyhitter]

oh
haha
yeah
it sounds like bullshit, right? i've seen a world starting to fall apart though, it sucked