text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

Comments

[18x0]

[GASP]

Deer people? That sounds really, really cute! Oh gosh I wish I'd been there to see that!

How little were they? Like the size of human children?? I can imagine that and it is so adorable!!

[heavyhitter]

yeah about that big, they were pretty precious
it turned out they'd kinda done a genocide on their neighbors the cat people, though
but you'd never know it by looking at them, just adorable

[18x0]

oh

You could have mentioned the genocide before the boozy coconut drinks. :(

[heavyhitter]

sometimes you gotta know when to bury the lead a little
now you've called genociders cute

[18x0]

I know and it's awful!! Why would you do this to me :( :(

[heavyhitter]

a little hazing is good for you
welcome to the team