text, @TARANTO

[heavyhitter]

hey guys listen, i know kagari suggested no jewel comms but it’s an emergency
i need to know what are some fun party games to play in solitary
games not involving cards, i asked the guards for some cards and apparently that’s not allowed for some reason
or wait how about this, teach me your favorite song. i did all the ones i know like 10 times each already, the guards requested i learn new ones.
sorry that's a lie actually the guards ignore it, but i like to think they're sick of the ones i know and want fresh material

OR, idea, what if we mount a break-IN mission? break into solitary, get me the fuck out. it’ll be like a practice run then we can get back to work on the break out ideas after that.

ughhhhh did you know it’s me and sigma’s year 1 anniversary, call me fucking crazy but this isn’t how i figured it’d go down

Comments

[skelepun]

Heh, got it in one! How 'bout Cole's Law?

[heavyhitter]

[ She's got a no all lined up and ready for him, but pauses — and her eyes narrow. Oh wait, she gets it. She snorts. ]

Yeah, that's the law that goes great with lunch.

[skelepun]

[A punchline thief 'til the end, this girl. Good thing he liked her. Blowing a comical parody of a kiss (no lips, no problem), Sans waves.]

You've been a wonderful audience, pal. [Wink.] You'll be here all week.

[And, with that, he's gone.]