TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

[dailydouble]

It's a rare prison that is concerned with entertaining the inmates.

I've begun to enjoy the quiet.

[selfimage]

There are quieter forms of entertainment that I can provide.
Did you want something?

[dailydouble]

I am not interested in this 'fanfiction'.

[ Loki can use his imagination to fill in the eyeroll. ]

[selfimage]

But would you read it?
Inquiring minds.

[ i.e. he's gonna write it for you anyway, Ahad. ]

[dailydouble]

I suppose I have little else to do.

[ This is not a no... ]

[selfimage]

I'll be sure to make it entertaining and poetic.
And dirty, possibly.

[ he means "definitely." ]

[dailydouble]

Whatever. Do what you will with it.

[selfimage]

Now let's see what comes out of this pen.