TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

text; un:odinson

[deemed]

[odinson is torn between the competing emotions of why are you like this and thank god someone is trying to relieve this endless boredom]

what

[selfimage]

I'll count that as slot number one taken.

[deemed]

the books here are not as terrible as that.

[they are, but he has to argue with you on principle.]

[selfimage]

Oh please, now that's generous.
The books here could use a more entertaining twist.

Now what vulgar piece of literature would you like me to write you?

text | un; sieglindesullivan

[grunehexe]

I should like to reserve a place.

And request an explanation of this "fanfiction". What makes it so different than regular writing that it merits its own word?

[don't know what it is but SHE'LL TRY FOR A SLOT ANYWAY he said first come first served!]

I also intend to speak with you on more pressing matters.

[deemed]

the tale of loki using the manners he was taught would be too much to ask, wouldn't it

[selfimage]

Too OOC.

text; un: beloved

[dailydouble]

Somehow, I am not surprised.

[ At what Loki gets up to without him around, that is. ]

[deemed]

[Odinson neither knows nor cares what that means, but he hadn't meant the request seriously in the first place.

If he wanted anything written, it would be something of Asgard. A tale of valour and bravery and lots of smiting of enemies. Or a humorous tale, the kind Loki tells best.]

give my slot to another who wants to read a story about a dirty romp. i am not in the mood for such things

[selfimage]

[ it's been hard, Sieglinde deserves some entertainment. ]

Fiction written of other characters, real or not. Hence "fan" fiction as opposed to literary fiction. If you want something original, I can do that, too.
I'm not picky.

Though I can hardly see what's more pressing than being bored to death.....

[ joke, that's definitely a joke. ]

[selfimage]

They left me with poor entertainment, I had little choice in the matter.

[dailydouble]

It's a rare prison that is concerned with entertaining the inmates.

I've begun to enjoy the quiet.

[selfimage]

You never seem to be much anymore.
Tell me, what does your mood desire? And don't say punching something.

[ it's not as if he isn't willing to indulge him, he just sure likes teasing the goat dung out of him. ]

[deemed]

[Odinson's patience is fraying here, he knows that soon it will run out and he'll be locked inside this cage with no way to let off steam and surrounded by team mates he'd rather not injure.

he can't yet tell if loki's teasing is helping or hindering his attempts to hold on to his temper]

don't you know punching is forbidden here

[grunehexe]

Of already established characters? Like... making up a Reynard the Fox tale?

I think you know very well.

text; un: I CAN B UR DADDY

[moneyballer]

so

how nasty are we talkin

[ASHER WHY IS THAT THE FIRST PLACE YOUR MIND GOES-]

text; un: steelsamayarai

[feytality]

what kinda payment could you get for this

[she's a busineswoman ok]

text | un: RHY5-W1NZ

[dbag]

"Payment can be negotiated" absolutely sounds like you're going to take someone's eternal soul in exchange for writing cartoon characters making out.

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

Is there a slot still free?

I have something in mind, for one of our teammates.

[ And he can at the very same time check the fabled Loki's storytelling he heard so much about ]

[selfimage]

What are you looking for? Nasty or kinky?
There is a difference.

[ the same reason Loki indulges him, probably. ]

[selfimage]

I'm open to suggestions.
After all, I don't want to miss an opportunity.

Go on, shoot.

[selfimage]

Oh, please. What would I do with a soul? I'm not Mephisto.

[ Rhys doesn't know who Mephisto is, Loki. ]

I was thinking some a pack of fake mustaches and some peanut butter. Far less nefarious than where your mind goes.

[selfimage]

I can find a way to squeeze you in.
What were you looking for?

[ this is the worst way of being introduced to Loki's storytelling, which means that it's the best. ]

[selfimage]

There are quieter forms of entertainment that I can provide.
Did you want something?

[selfimage]

Yes, though it depends on who and "how furry?" if you get my drift.

All right, all right. Pressing it is.