TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

[grunehexe]

Of already established characters? Like... making up a Reynard the Fox tale?

I think you know very well.

[selfimage]

Yes, though it depends on who and "how furry?" if you get my drift.

All right, all right. Pressing it is.

[grunehexe]

I do not.

[Of course foxes are furry???]

[selfimage]

Ah.





I'd rather not get into this one.

[grunehexe]

... Fine. Then I shall put you to work instead.

I am thinking a plot along the lines of... a priestess, perhaps, or sorceress, who is selecting a consort from a variety of suitors.

[selfimage]

[ he can already kinda see where this is going. time take some liberties with what "suitors" could mean. ]

Well, that seems workable.
Are there any other expectations that you'd like to voice?

[grunehexe]

Not in so public a forum as this, no.

[selfimage]

I suppose a "test" of the suits would be appropriate.

[grunehexe]

For stamina, skill, and other relevant consortly duties, yes.

[selfimage]

I think I get your drift.

[ yep, he's going to write the bachelorette. ]

[grunehexe]

I entrust you with the sordid details.

And I shall be by when possible to discuss more serious matters.

[selfimage]

Ah
Yes

That
Given that we are in prison, you'll know where to find me.

[grunehexe]

It does make the task far easier than usual.