TEXT. UN: LOKI

[selfimage]

[ waiting and watching, that's Loki's ultimate goal. there's opportunity somewhere in here, but while it waits for itself to rear its head, he has his own means of entertainment. ]

Hello Audentes, isn't this a pickle we're in? Metal bars are a tad bit extreme, IMHO. Stealing what's already stolen is hardly a crime. I know, I know, I'll save the argument.

Regardless! I've done my share of exploration in our rather crampy quarters, and I can say that we're at a serious lack of entertainment. In order to keep our sanity with the limited reading materials available, I'll be taking commissions for fanfiction.

Terms below:

- Please message me through the jewelcomm - or this post, I'm not picky. I don't have to say "don't make video/audio messages", do I? No video/audio messages.
- Writings usually take from an hour or two to a day depending on the mercurial nature of our fellow inmates or possibility of escape. (Note: all requests not fulfilled by the time we leave will be done in a timely manner.)
- Please specify the popular media, possible pairing, and plot highlights if you'd like to detail them. Our teammates are fair game.
- 1,500 - 20,000 words.
- Trust me on my prose. :)
- I can make it salacious on a scale of prude to Fifty Shades.
- Payment can be negotiated.

And there are five current slots!

Slots:
1. Odinson
2. Sieglinde
3. Genos
4. Skeleton Fellow
5.

First come, first serve! Toodles!

Comments

text; un: demon cyborg

[scrap_metal]

Is there a slot still free?

I have something in mind, for one of our teammates.

[ And he can at the very same time check the fabled Loki's storytelling he heard so much about ]

[selfimage]

I can find a way to squeeze you in.
What were you looking for?

[ this is the worst way of being introduced to Loki's storytelling, which means that it's the best. ]

[scrap_metal]

Something uplifting and positive? Preferably funny as well, as it's not for me, but for my teacher, Saitama. He does enjoy a good joke and pun.

[ Genos on the other side is way too often blind to them. But he's trying™ ]

If you're not familiar with him, I am more than ready to provide all the necessary information.

[ in TL;DR no less ]

[selfimage]

Oh


Yes, I'm familiar with him.
The bald fellow in the cape?

[ the one who keeps calling him Doki??? ]

[scrap_metal]

I see you know him already, yes that's him. The most powerful hero in the universe.

Between you and me, I would avoid using the "bald" adjective. Sensei's lack of hair is a source of great distress for him.

[ so talking about it on the public network is absolutely great idea, rite? ]

[selfimage]

[ absolutely. ]

If he's the most powerful person in the universe, then does his outward appearance truly matter?
Ah

Perhaps the moral to the story.

[scrap_metal]

Possibly.

Personally, I find nothing wrong with Saitama-sensei's image or physique, which probably shows how different is how we - general we - perceive ourselves, versus how the world sees us.